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Fug a Wal-Mart

LifeisaGarden

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Apparently there is no record of it being at the store or at the distribution center. They say it's lost.

Basically they are saying I can have one shipped to my house as quickly as possible (but they are out of stock & no telling when it will come in). Or they can give me a refund and a big eff you. I've asked for a $50 gift card to make up for the difference I will have to pay for the same product at a different store and they said no.

FUCKERS!

I wouldn't hold my breath that they will be getting one in stock either. Since it is a seasonal item, the chances they have anymore on order is slim to none. A $50 GC seemed like a reasonable request for your troubles.

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I wouldn't hold my breath that they will be getting one in stock either. Since it is a seasonal item, the chances they have anymore on order is slim to none. A $50 GC seemed like a reasonable request for your troubles.

I thought it was more than reasonable. But NOOO!

They gave me a refund and I'm buying it from somewhere else. I don't care if I have to pay $200 more and drive 100 miles to get it. I'm not buying it from walmart, they can lick my asshole after I've taken a nasty ole poo. I wish I could gouge their eyes out with a rusty piece of barbed wire, cut their head off with a sawzall and poo down their neck.

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Before you ever do anything you wouldn't want a cop to see you do in a Wal-Mart be aware there is more security in those places than on a military base.

True story...

A couple years back I was in the Wal-Mart in Southport with some family members. In all there were about 5 of us (me, my mom and her husband, an uncle, my daughter, and maybe someone else) and we all had a few items to buy.

When we got up to the registers my mom had enough things that she exceeded the 15 item limit on the express lane and since we were all together we just got in the "normal" lane beside the express lane. As we are standing there a lady comes up with a basket full of stuff, easily twice the 15 item limit, and pulls into the express lane.

I made a joke to my mom about her not being able to read and she dared me to say something.

So I say "Excuse me but do you realize there is a 15 item limit to that line?"

She looks at me and says "Mind your own business"

Well my uncle was never one to let an opportunity like this to slip by, grabs his three items and and gets in line behind her. At this point she is in front of her cart waiting to unload her items and he says "What makes you so special?"

She responds to this by nudging her cart backwards towards him in an effort to put more space in between them.

He says again "What makes you so special lady?"

Now the woman in front of her says "Yeah, why are you in this line?"

The lady looks at my uncle and says "Shut your mouth! Don't you say one more word to me! If you open your mouth one more time I'm going to scream assault"

Well being the natural born smartass my uncle was he looked her dead in the eye and opened his mouth as wide as possible.

And as she promised this woman starts screaming (I'm not exaggerating here) "ASSAULT! ASSAULT! HELP ME! I'M BEING ASSAULTED!" over and over.

And now to the point of this story.

No less than 15 plain clothes security guards just appeared. I mean they were like ninjas. Just poof and they were there. It was unreal.

Of course with the witnesses it was quickly determined that she was just crazy and nothing happened but it was like something out of a sci-fi novel.

Was it this lady?

Behind-the-People-of-People-of-Walmart-.jpg

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do you live close to a community pool? thats what my dad did for me and my brother. it is more expensive in the long run, but we always got what was paid for. a pool big enough for swim meets, two diving boards, basketball and Vball courts, a concession stand, life guards, and enough friends that we never thought of going back to school. dues were around $150 back then I think, and there was an initial membership fee to buy too. that could be sold though when you were ready to stop going.

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do you live close to a community pool? thats what my dad did for me and my brother. it is more expensive in the long run, but we always got what was paid for. a pool big enough for swim meets, two diving boards, basketball and Vball courts, a concession stand, life guards, and enough friends that we never thought of going back to school. dues were around $150 back then I think, and there was an initial membership fee to buy too. that could be sold though when you were ready to stop going.

There is a pool at my fitness center I can take her to.

There's also a local rec pool that cost like $2 per day. But it's in not such a great neighborhood.

There are other pools around at the country clubs that will charge per season but if you aren't already a member it's an outlandish price.

I can also take her to any of the lakes in my town that allow swimming.

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I thought it was more than reasonable. But NOOO!

They gave me a refund and I'm buying it from somewhere else. I don't care if I have to pay $200 more and drive 100 miles to get it. I'm not buying it from walmart, they can lick my asshole after I've taken a nasty ole poo. I wish I could gouge their eyes out with a rusty piece of barbed wire, cut their head off with a sawzall and poo down their neck.

4! That's 4!!

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