Did your dad really ever beat up somebody elses dad?

[The Saltman]

My dad blew people up.

I win.

[Mvp2014]

My dad can beat up your dad!!!

[Hotsauce]

my dad is a dorky Certified Public Account....and I have seen him kick the ever living poo out of two different guys, including my uncle.

First time I saw my dad, whom you would never suspect has a temper, kick someones ass was my uncle. My family drove down to Charlotte to fly out of the airport for our family christmas vacation. My uncle took my dads car, and dropped us off at the air port. When it was time for him to pick us up a week later he was a no show. So we got a taxi, went to his house, to find him drunk. Also missing was my dads Ford Taurus. Turns out, my uncle got poo-faced before he was supposed to pick us up, then got in my dads car drunk, then drove it off a 20ft cliff....My dad was so pissed, he beat my uncle with a 6-D Battery Mag lite....

moving on....

The second time I saw my dad beat up another man, was when we were having a family dinner outside on our back deck. The next door neighbor, an older gentleman, and kind a sleezeball, was trying to ram a 4ft tool box into a 3.5ft pick up truck bed. He was making awful noise that sounded like someone was crashing a moped into a glass window. Then he would yell out obscene phases...BANG...."****"....BOOM...."SHTI".....SMASH...."SONOFABITHC"...etc..." My dad yells out to him to please quite down, the old man tells my dad to **** off. My dad calmly wiped his face, put his napkin on the table, excused himself from the dinner table, and headed over to the neighbors house. As soon as my dad turned the corner onto the old mans property, he charges my dad. My dad lays his ass out with one punch, as the old man is falling to the ground, he grabs my dads shirt collar, and wouldnt let go. So my dad begins wacking him in his jaw repeatedly....he gets a good 4-5 punches in before the old man pulls my dad to the ground (by the shirt). My dad is just punching this guy in the face, even when this guy's face (cheek) is on the concrete. My dad is punching him to were his face was getting smashed into the concrete....needless to say he finally lets my dad's shirt go, and just lays there in a pool of blood. He staggers to his feet, talks some shti, and stubbles into his house....they moved out 2 months later.

The End.

[Chimera]

My dad smokes too much weed and is like 5'5, 160 lbs tops. I doubt he ever beat anyone up.

[Ja Rhule]

Wont be surprised if my dad popped someone elses dad back in the days...

[DC Amp]

My dad beat up several men, he was a scrapper. Brother had to bail him out of jail for beating up a neighbor after neighbor cussed him. He was also a boxing coach. Glad he calmed down as he aged. I sure couldn't handle him. He was a mean dude when he wanted to be. RIP Dad.

[NCstoner420]

We had a bully on my block who was a few years older than the rest of the kids who I played with. I was 6 most were 5-8 and he was maybe 12. One day we come up with a plan to jump him and we beat him down with wiffle ball bats and a he-man sword that made clashing sounds every time he was hit. Later that day the kids dad and another kids dad are arguing about what happened on the 2nd floor of an apartment. The other kids dad picked up the bully's dad over his head and went to throw him over the railing onto the ground. My uncle (closest thing I had to a dad) talked him into putting the dude down and we never saw that family again.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Isn't that a chick sport?

so.. what, he got a side job as a bouncer?

Ha. Now roller derby is dominated by women, but it didn't used to be that way.

And actually now he's a dean at my university. He was skating back in the 70s and did it until the late 80s professionally. People at the university tried to get him fired once they found out he was also doing roller derby. That never happened, though.

Here's a video w/ my dad in it:

Go to about 5:28 and that's where you'll see my dad. He was known as "Wild" Bill Hill.

[hank pimple butt]

My dad kicked my cousins dads ass!

[thefuzz]

Can't remember him beating up anyone dad, but he wasn't and still isn't afraid of anyone.

Played rugby in college, as well as boxed, and is a 35 year firefighter. Really tough dude, but has really calmed down in the last couple of years.