For those with a hard on...

[Ivan The Awesome]

If I have a full blown boner while I'm walking down the street. I'm showing that son of a bitch off proudly.

[bleys]

Once erect, take your hands and put them in your pockets.

Hold it with one of your hands. No one will ever know.

Or tuck it into your waistband pointing up towards your navel.

been doing this since 1945.

[Reapuh]

[SCMunnerlyn1]

I place it down , my left thigh , makes it look like i'm naturally hung :p

[BountyHunter]

I'm getting up there in years. If that happened to me I'd hang Christmas lights on the sumbitch

[Lumps]

Under the belt, never fails.

It can be a bitch cause when its over you'll have to readjust but its flawless unless you're wearing something weird.

And those who say control it, the more you control it the more likley you are to have it fail earlier in older age. Also, some eventually find it harder to have orgasms. Unless you're a porn star, never practice 'controlling' it. If you have to 'control it' every time you walk out in public, you need to see a doctor.

Just a thought.

[Kettle]

Hide it? Not possible... and why?

But who has this problem after like age 15... besides Pantha San? :D

*raises hand* my libido is strong!

it doesn't show for long if you just take it to the handicap stall

[Lumps]

Yea I was about to say that as well, try pissing.

[Carolina Husker]

[Kettle]

pissing is for urinals. handicap stall is for boners.

[The Saltman]

I have one right now. Wanna see?

[pantherfan49]

*raises hand* my libido is strong!

it doesn't show for long if you just take it to the handicap stall

pissing is for urinals. handicap stall is for boners.

Pissing might not be all that Klong does in the handicap stall to get rid of boners.

[Kettle]

I have one right now. Wanna see?

lemme get my magnifying glass

[Darth Biscuit]

I knew it wouldn't be long before Saltman showed up in a boner thread.