I likes the heroWIN.

[The Pieyed Piper]

at least I know the side effects.

http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2011/05/24/Drugs-average-70-side-effects/UPI-22001306295135/

The study, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, found that the average label contains 70 different side effects, with more commonly prescribed drugs averaging around 100 side effects. A single label contained as many as 525 possible reactions.

[Wither]

You see, the thing about side effects that comedians and people who 'know it all' tend to ignore is that they are "possible" and not "guaranteed."

[The Pieyed Piper]

I can sh!t myself and see God at the same time. You won't find that warning anywhere on the "federal drugs".