Are goatees really that repulsive?

[Jase]

I have had a goatee for a long time. 7 and a half years in fact.

Saturday, I shaved.

Instantly, I'm more popular. Wherever I go, people are nicer to me. More women have tried to flirt with me. My boss and I suddenly joke like we're friends at a bar.

Was the goatee just hiding my awesomeness? Or are goatees inherently bad?

So many questions, so few answers.

[The Saltman]

I have had a goatee for a long time. 7 and a half years in fact.

Saturday, I shaved.

Instantly, I'm more popular. Wherever I go, people are nicer to me. More women have tried to flirt with me. My boss and I suddenly joke like we're friends at a bar.

Was the goatee just hiding my awesomeness? Or are goatees inherently bad?

So many questions, so few answers.

:rofl:

[Jase]

1>0

[The Saltman]

your wife doesn't count.

[SCP]

my goatee has held me back for years. I am just scared to shave it now because I don't want to go through that phase of everybody going "did you shave your goatee?"

in general, people ruin everything for me

[Darth Biscuit]

I've had a goatee before... noticed no difference... had the beard for several years now too lazy to shave.

Salty he said goatee, not goatse...

[The Saltman]

:p

[Jase]

like just now I got some tacos for my wife.

The lady behind the counter was like, "want some hot sauce with that?"

Well, you had to be there.

[Darth Biscuit]

Mmmmm tacos.

[SCP]

I've had a goatee before... noticed no difference... had the beard for several years now too lazy to shave.

Salty he said goatee, not goatse...

biscuit says goodbye to the wife and kids before heading off to work

[The Saltman]

nothing wrong with a beard.

[GritsRgreat]

Had a goatee for years, now i just go with the scruffy looking nerf herder look, with a mohawk.

[Darth Biscuit]

That guy looks more like MCP that works here with me... plus mines not that bushy.

[SCP]

if that's the case, I might know MCP. Is he a Port City native?