The Rapture to occur on Saturday!

[Carolina Husker]

You infidels are gonna to be sorry while all of us chosen ones are in heaven sippin' on wine and eating unleavened bread with Jesus.

Yeah that would be a massive disappointment.

[Tyler Durden]

Do you know how happy I would be to awaken to a world without a good chunk of its population?

[pstall]

Do you know how happy I would be to awaken to a world without a good chunk of its population?

yeah, how lovely to have only your 3 avatars to communicate with?:hurray:

[Tyler Durden]

yeah, how lovely to have only your 3 avatars to communicate with?:hurray:

that's what I do now anyways... and it is 8, tyvm... at least...

[Jase]

Do you know how happy I would be to awaken to a world without a good chunk of its population?

but who will make the chicken fingers?

[Tyler Durden]

but who will make the chicken fingers?

lol like those people will escape the tribulation... rofl

[Murph]

Anyone see that movie with Mimi Rodgers?

Full Body Massage?

Hell yes! One of the hottest movies out there.

What was this thread about again?

[Tyler Durden]

okay... if the rapture happens this Saturday, I'll go back to only jsquared from here on out and ask that all my others be obliterated...

don't act like the mods won't be here to oblige, either...

[Guest]

The way I see it, if all the do-gooders are gone after saturday, that would just leave all us sinners behind. It will be one hell of a party. :)

[bleys]

The way I see it, if all the do-gooders are gone after saturday, that would just leave all us sinners behind. It will be one hell of a party. :)

holla.

[Anybodyhome]

There won't be a DMV to tell me I cannot have a license plate that says, "HEATHEN" (denied in NC in 1998, VA in 2006).

But I'm thinking of taking a road trip for about a week starting this weekend. If the big ending does not happen I should still have my job when I get back because had it occurred, there would be no one to tell me not to work.

(see, I just dicked with your head)

[PanthaSan]

Awesome, I'm going to go steal one of those multi-million dollar homes some pastors around here live in. Living in the bible belt, i imagine I'll have plenty of choice. Luxury cars and fine jewelry for everyone!

Pretty sure most of those preachers will still be here.

The Bible statue guy sees all....

[DC Amp]

Many are aware that Mr. Camping falsely predicted “Judgment Day” would occur in 1994. This could not occur with a prophet of God. Notice: “We have also a more sure word of prophecy...” (II Pet. 1:19). God’s prophecies are sure. They never miss. Not one!

http://www.realtruth.org/articles/110514-001-prophecy.html?s_kwcid=TC|7308|may%2021%20doomsday||S|e|7350244037&gclid=CMr80s2H8KgCFQjs7QodeVcgCQ

[YoungPanthers89]