The Rapture to occur on Saturday!

[methodtoll]

I posted this a while back when I first heard about it and I figured most of you would get a kick out of it

At 6 p.m. est, there will be a massive earthquake is suppose to occur and the Lord will return in 5 months...

Atleast according to a crazed lunatic named Harold Camping that claims that the Bible states that the rapture will occur this weekend.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14/new-york-man-spends-life-savings-ahead-21-doomsday/

This man actually spent his life savings on advertisement regarding this so called "rapture"

Meanwhile, I will sit in my house at 6 p.m. along side my wife figuring out what to watch on television...

[Panthro]

I'm more worried about Raptors

[bredy087]

You could always watch news coverage of the rapture.

[boo7382]

I'm more worried about Raptors

dammit you stole my parody thread idea!

[methodtoll]

I'm more worried about Raptors

haha

[The Saltman]

Not before my radical muslim freinds blow your fanatics to pieces.

[methodtoll]

You could always watch news coverage of the rapture.

I am sure MSNBC will cover it

[Kettle]

i'll be grilling. or watching my wife grill while i drink beer. who knows at this point.

[CRA]

I posted this a while back when I first heard about it and I figured most of you would get a kick out of it

At 6 p.m. est, there will be a massive earthquake is suppose to occur and the Lord will return in 5 months...

Atleast according to a crazed lunatic named Harold Camping that claims that the Bible states that the rapture will occur this weekend.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14/new-york-man-spends-life-savings-ahead-21-doomsday/

This man actually spent his life savings on advertisement regarding this so called "rapture"

Meanwhile, I will sit in my house at 6 p.m. along side my wife figuring out what to watch on television...

He already predicted the rapture and it didn't occur.

He will simply make the same claim when it doesn't occur on Saturday..

[bleys]

thou shall not doubt the wrath of god................

is okey, I hasent bean drunken..

[Tyler Durden]

I'll be too busy replumbing the sprinkler system at my camper to care...

but fwiw, thief in the night, yadda yadda yadda...

[methodtoll]

He already predicted the rapture and it didn't occur.

He will simply make the same claim when it doesn't occur on Saturday..

Yeah in 94'

Sadly this guy use to be a engineer

[Darth Biscuit]

Not before my radical muslim freinds blow your fanatics to pieces.

We should get these guys, some radical muslims bombers, some white supremacists and say... some ninjas, all together and watch the fun that ensues... :lol:

[Tyler Durden]

I just hope I am replumbed before the zombies come out... If not, I guess I'll hop in the trusty Avalanche and be just fine for weeks...