I love it when drunk girls call me and ask if i'm at my house...

[Future of the Funchise]

Then I say yea, and they say 'I'm on my way.'

Time to make some bad decisions and deal with the consequences later.

Updates later... Unless I go to jail or something stupid like that.

[Future of the Funchise]

Update: 3:21 am

Damn that bitch... She just wanted to come over, complain about her boyfriend, and make out with me before she had to be at work at 5... Wtf are they arguing about at 3 in the morning? Maybe if I had been a good friend and listened to her complaints instead of watching her tits giggle I would know, but fug it. It's after 3 am. If I want to stare at boobs I'm going to.

[4Corners]

sometimes you gotta just take the pussy

[Future of the Funchise]

I'm not really feeling the go to jail thing tonight. I'd like to pass go and collect my 200 dollars...

[Kettle]

I hear $200 is the going rate.

[boo7382]

I'm not really feeling the go to jail thing tonight. I'd like to pass go and collect my 200 dollars...

why would you go to jail?

I hear $200 is the going rate.

that's it? What are you doin tonight FOF?

[Jase]

so what I'm getting from this thread is that you couldn't close the deal with a drunk chick in your room.

;)

[Kettle]

FOF isn't getting anything

[g5jamz]

Fail

[bleys]

I can't imagine being drunk at 3am, and having to go to work at 5.. damn that sucks.

[Panthro]

Even Meat could get a hand job in a situation like that.

[dimbee]

Fail

[Razzy]

You should have just told her, "Look bitch, it's 3am and you wanted to come over here. Either get me off or get out."

She would have to do something.

Ok, really though you just got used. Welcome to the friend zone.

[4Corners]

You should have just told her, "Look bitch, it's 3am and you wanted to come over here. Either get me off or get out."

She would have to do something.

Ok, really though you just got used. Welcome to the friend zone.

She probably would have left. Never give a girl an ultimatum.

Just hit her with a little game dude and make a move!