I need someone to wash my dog.

[YourMomsLover]

My german shephard "Jake" just came back from his daily "run off and dont come back for a couple of hours" trip. I notice a smell as he licked my face.

Apparently he found something dead that seemed appetizing to him.:puke:

[Jackofalltrades]

Where do you live?

[YourMomsLover]

suburbs of teh Asheville.

[Jackofalltrades]

Bathtub.

[YourMomsLover]

Meh...I would take him to Petsmart, but I dont believe he will be getting in my car anytime soon. I got to thinking and I might know what it was.

I was mowing my field about 2 weeks ago. I here someone call my name. It was my neighbor waving a HUGE black snake at me laughing. (Jokes welcome). He killed it as it was slithering up his window trim. So he decided to throw it in the part of a small creek I own. Hes a nice guy, but what a bag of douche.

[Jackofalltrades]

I'll come clean your dog for 100 bucks.

[Panthers128]

Can't you just spray him with the garden hose?