Cam Newton Jokes

[TheRealDeal]

"Mr. Vilma, do you think Cam will be a good NFL QB?"

"Bitch does it look like I think he will?"

[TheRealDeal]

Come on, someone else play

[Stroupe-a-loop]

Come on, someone else play

I was going to, but you were stretching pretty hard on the Vilma one. You were on a pretty good roll though.

[TheRealDeal]

Steve: "Why JR? Why? Why couldn't you just get me a good college QB instead of a project? We already have Armanti!"

JR: "You see, Steven, a man named King Taharqa was threatening to call my sponsors if I didn't draft a 'Winning' QB #1 overall. Blame him for the future of this franchise."

[TheRealDeal]

JR: "Look here, our playbook is something like 900 pages and I expect you to learn all of it and be a pocket passer."

Cam: "Sure thing boss, lol."

JR: "I'm serious, that is how you win in this league, you are nothing special anymore with your legs, you must beat teams from the pocket with your mind, study up. Tell me what this play is."

Cam: "Good one Jer. You almost had me there for a minute. Sign that check already"

[TheRealDeal]

John Abraham when he heard Rivera's responses about using Cam as a runner

[TheRealDeal]

When asked how he would prepare to stop Cam Newton, John Abraham responded that he'd rely on past experience.

[TheRealDeal]

Look at him out there in his red shirt trying to fool people...what color do TE's where again?

[SirPanther]

:cam: "TheRealDeal is jealous of my swag."

[SirPanther]

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Cam-Newton-champ.jpg

Someone please tell me this pic of Cam is fake. I really hope it is.

[CarolinaCatBrigade]

TRD: "Why can't I be successful in life?"

Cam: "Because you aren't a boss like me!"

TRD: "But, but, but, Matttt Moooreee!"

Cam: "hahahahahahahaha, are you talking about this loser?"

[Fiz]

matt :(

[HsvPantherFan]

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Cam-Newton-champ.jpg

Someone please tell me this pic of Cam is fake. I really hope it is.

http://www.terezowens.com/cam-newton-pops-bottles-at-under-armour-draft-party/

[TheRealDeal]

TRD: "Why can't I be successful in life?"

Cam: "Because you aren't a boss like me!"

TRD: "But, but, but, Matttt Moooreee!"

Cam: "hahahahahahahaha, are you talking about this loser?"

This is a Cam Newton is a joke thread, not a make jokes about posters who are owning my thread thread.

You could have found a picture of Moore when he wasn't coming off one of his best performances if you wanted it to make sense, there are plenty out there.