Cam Newton Jokes

[The Saltman]

How can facts be jokes?

The best joke of all:

"With the first overall pick, the Carolina Panthers select Quarterback, Cam Newton"

Everyone is laughing at that joke, everyone.

I don't think I've ever been NOT lame.

REALDEAL be trollin.

[TheRealDeal]

"Hey Ben, did you hear that Carolina drafted the next you?"

[teeray]

They can laugh now but they won't be laughing if we beat their asses on the football field.

[TheRealDeal]

"Raheem, would you categorize Cam Newton as a 'Nightmare' to game plan for?"

[teeray]

One of the best things about drafting Cam is how butthurt TRD is. :rofl:

[TheRealDeal]

"With the first pick in the 2011 NFL draft, the Carolina Panthers select Cam Newton..."

[TheRealDeal]

"Warren, did you hear the Panthers selected Cam Newton instead of the obvious choice of Dareus?"

[teeray]

[SmootsDaddy89]

Matt Moore threw so many interceptions in 2011 that he would have set a record if he played a full 16 games.

Oh poo that isn't a joke lol

[jasonluckydog]

BREAKING NEWS!~!!11!!!!!!

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CAM NEWTON JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLS GREAT!

By Pat Yasinskas

Just catching up on e-mails and realized I had yet to share with you this great radio interview new Carolina quarterback Cam Newton did with WFNZ Radio in Charlotte.

Newton covered all sorts of ground and gave extensive answers. You can read the whole transcript here. But the part that jumped out at me most was Newton talking about the dump he took today...I wasnt present but I bet it smelled great. You douche bags.

Newton said he used to ask himself if he could take a dump like Drew Brees, Matt Ryan and Josh Freeman do. But he said he’s changed his approach.

[TheRealDeal]

Boomer: "So there it is, the Carolina Panthers have selected Cam Newton #1 overall"

Gruden: "Must....hide....laughter"

[TheRealDeal]

"Josh, how do you feel about the Panthers trying to one up you and take a bigger project with a higher overall pick?"

[TheRealDeal]

Joe: "Hey Drew, you think Katrina was bad? Wait until this disaster unfolds!"

Drew: "Hahahhahaahahhaah Can you believe that poo? #1 Overall? Bwahahhahaha"

[TheRealDeal]

"Steve, we just drafted Cam Newton"

"Who?"

"You know, the guy out of Auburn that runs real well"

"Great, another running back, see ya!"