Cam Newton Jokes

[CarolinaCatBrigade]

I was thinking about how we could make cool/creative sayings and jokes out of Cam Newton.

Here are a few I got so far:

- On the 7th day God rested, then Cam Newton took over.

- At night Chuck Norris checks his closet for Cam Newton.

- Cam Newton's so good that the first month of the year is being changed to "Camuary".

- Cam Newton doesn't get scared, scared gets Cam Newton'd (Heard from another huddler).

- I'm going C.A.M, I'm going C.A.M! (instead of going H.A.M, only a few who know that song will understand).

- Once Cam Newton threw a game winning TD pass, and caught it!

- Cam Newton doesn't throw the football, he commands it!

- Cam Newton went to the virgin islands, now they are just called the islands.

- Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, Cam Newton can throw Brett Favre further.

- After Chuck Norris beat up 5 thugs, he was caught quoting "I Cam Newton'd those guys".

- Cam Newton is actually left handed, he just decides to give the other team a chance.

- Superman wears Cam Newton Pajamas.

- If Cam Newton would have drove the Titanic, the iceburg would have sunk.

- Cam Newton was asked to play the lead role in the new mission impossible movie, but he passed because he couldn't understand the title.

So guys, post any creative/funny Cam Newton jokes you have :cam:

[Fiz]

I got a joke for you: this thread

[CarolinaCatBrigade]

I got a joke for you: this thread

Congrats, you can comprehend that this is a joke thread! :thumbsup:

[SorthNarolina]

I'm a big fan of recycling but not when it comes to Chuck Norris jokes. Let it die!!!

[teeray]

My wife cheated on me with Cam Newton... when I found out about it I gave her a high five.

[teeray]

In Space Jam II the aliens decide to take on the Looney Toons in football instead of basketball. And instead of stealing the powers form 22 different NFL superstars they all just steal their powers from Cam Newton.

The aliens win 123-3.

[teeray]

When Cam Newton donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.

[Ivan The Awesome]

...I thought this thread was going some where. :(

[SirPanther]

Cam Newton is so amazing when he eats out at a restaurant the waitress leaves him a tip.

:cam:

[TheRealDeal]

These things got lame after The Golden Calf of Bristol, likely before that.

[The Saltman]

Come one Real no laptop joke?

[SirPanther]

These things got lame after The Golden Calf of Bristol, likely before that.

Nobody's making you read this thread or post in it. :cam:

[teeray]

These things got lame after The Golden Calf of Bristol, likely before that.

You got lame 2 months ago, likely before that.

[TheRealDeal]

Come one Real no laptop joke?

How can facts be jokes?

The best joke of all:

"With the first overall pick, the Carolina Panthers select Quarterback, Cam Newton"

Everyone is laughing at that joke, everyone.

You got lame 2 months ago, likely before that.

I don't think I've ever been NOT lame.