Why Men are Seldom Depressed

[Kettle]

The garage is all yours.

nope

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

i have no problem with you doing this

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

or this

The world is your urinal.

don't tell Brandon Hogan

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

because the world is our urinal

You can open all your own jars.

run the lid under warm water or bang it with a butter knife or other object

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

false

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

until marriage

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

incorrect again

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[Mvp2014]

That's pretty good. I dont think I could be a women, that is just way too much stuff to worry about. Then there's that getting pregnant thing...

[boo7382]

But sometimes no matter how hard I bang it I just can't get it off

tee hee

[JakeFlake]

I know women who go out of their way to create arguments when there isn't any reason for one.

[Kettle]

But sometimes no matter how hard I bang it I just can't get it off

tee hee

:lol:

the warm water is the go to trick.

try banging it with the shower head ;)

[The Saltman]

But sometimes no matter how hard I bang it I just can't get it off

tee hee

:confused:

[Mvp2014]

I know women who go out of their way to create arguments when there isn't any reason for one.

NO WAY!! women do this??

[boo7382]

:lol:

the warm water is the go to trick.

I don't think Ive ever tried it. Ill do that next time. If there is a guy around, I normally just ask them to do it. Makes things easier and usually gives him a little boost of confidence :)

[Kettle]

I don't think Ive ever tried it. Ill do that next time. If there is a guy around, I normally just ask them to do it. Makes things easier and usually gives him a little boost of confidence :)

its simple really. the heat causes the lid to expand, and the threads loosen as a result.

[Cat]

:lol:

the warm water is the go to trick.

try banging it with the shower head ;)

you guys think its way more complicated then it really is.

[Kettle]

its not complicated. women are.

[Jangler]

I used to date a girl that would drop her pants in the parking lot of the Rock'Ola cafe every time we left, for some reason she hated the bathroom there...

[Darth Biscuit]

But sometimes no matter how hard I bang it I just can't get it off

tee hee

So many places to go to this. :D

[Cat]

I used to date a girl that would drop her pants in the parking lot of the Rock'Ola cafe every time we left, for some reason she hated the bathroom there...

off albemarle road?