Ridiculous Names

[Jackofalltrades]

When I was in 7th grade we found a birth certificate in the field at school. The kid's name was Female (like, feMAHlay).

Oh, and a teacher I used to know swore up and down she had a student named Poohead. First day of school she got to his name on the roster and asked him how to pronounce it. Like "sha-theed".

Where did you go to school? The teacher I referenced is from a 7th grade teacher at JN Fries MS in Concord.

[cdandi1]

True Story

My mother worked in a hospital cafeteria when she was in highschool (they lived right down the road from a large hospital) and she told us that once she took a lady some food right after she had a child.

The lady introduced her new born with the name Vagina, pronounced Vageena...ftw!

[Starscream]

Placenta. The mom heard the doctor say it when her child was born, so she named her daughter Placenta.

[Squirrel]

Is he from WVA? My boss is from there and says everyone has Lee somewhere in their names.

Oddly enough, that's my brother's name.

Not every one I do have a Uncle with Lee as his middle name. They just like to use famous people for names. Had a great-great uncle named Andrew Jackson.

[Anybodyhome]

I have a cashier named Takeela...

Nice kid. You don't even want to hear some of the names of people I've interviewed for jobs over the years. Some of these kids I'd just like to ask the parents, "WTF were you thinking? Or were you thinking at all while you were cracked outta your skull and gave your kid a name that basically translates into "no future for you."

[Tyler Durden]

anyone remember Harry Colon? Dick Trickle?

[Mr. Scot]

I think that this is a fairly recent phenomena... I don't recall people with crazy names from when I was younger.

There's a running contest in Hollywood about who can get their kid's ass kicked on the playground the most times. regular people are trying to get in on it too.

On another note, this thread reminds me of this video:

Fri'Chickenisha LOLZ :lol:

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[jasonluckydog]

My boy from da hood hiz name is Coleslaw.

[thefuzz]

The parent(s) that do this are hampering thier childrens ability to make anything of themselves in the real world.

Sad.

[Mvp2014]

So, I work at a predominately african american high school in a very poor and rural area of SC.

Today I was covering a 9th grade English class because we can't afford to pay subs.

There was a student in there named Magazine. No lie.

Other fun names I've run into:

Ka'Quan

Abcd

Varsudula

Timez

abcd... timez :rofl:

[strik9]

After living in Humboldt CA for some years I've seen hippies name their kids all kinds of stuff....lots of Marley's, shivas, beach, star, moonbeam, butterfly, ect....

[Panthers_Lover]

My wife had an Abcd come thru the ER once, teacher friend of had an illiterate mother name her daughter female because the hospital put the bracelet in with the kids sex. They said it like temale, only with an F.

Other one was Sh!the'ad...

Sorry to doubt you, but all those sound like the "urban legends" I've heard from my friends who are nurses or teachers.

[Panthers_Lover]

My boy from da hood hiz name is Coleslaw.

Not TaterSalad?

[Panthers_Lover]

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

Hummmmm