Hey Boo (Kidney Stones)

[boo7382]

I mean lots of things can help me pee, not just beer, but beer is the best option IMO.

Sunday for Easter I was drinking Mimosas, so at least I was getting some Vitamin C.

Didn't even drink one beer during the draft party though, b/c that was the day I got it and I was scared to be drinking.

Now at this point, I willing to do whatever.

My cousin offered to punch me in the kidneys, I told her that might not help very much.

[Darth Biscuit]

Here u go boo... :D

[Panthro]

Here's mine from 2 years ago. His name is Dwayne Johnson

[Snake]

Not something I wanna go thru... I've always heard it's like pissing a sand spur.

Not fun...

More like passing one of these.

I have had small ones a few time and it f*cking sucks. It feels like getting kicked by a horse while a honey badger goes for your balls. I pissed one out and it the toilet like a coin hitting a wishing well.

Oh and I drink C berry juice on a regular bases now to keep them away and its worked.

[tarheelblue89]

Why did I fuging come in this thread?

[TheSaint]

Someone say kidney stones??

Im the consummate Pro when it comes to the calcified demons...

Actually, i think ive got some kind of permanent damage from the bastards. Rarely a week goes by where i dont get "that pain" and i think im about to go thru it again.

Boo, i havent heard your story, as i just saw P-Ro's post, but Lithotripsy seemed to work well. I had it done on a stone that was generally considered too large to try it on, but i avoided a Perc, which is more invasive. Passed stones from time to time for probably a year, but havent had one in a while now.

I passed a stone once, that people couldnt believe. I used to have it, but lost it...

Ive been going thru this since probably 1994.

[Panthro]

I had the laser in my weiner hole

[Hawk]

Panthro fuged a laser, Panthro fuged a laser

[GritsRgreat]

i've had the clap

[TheSaint]

maybe we should start another secret forum, "Brother of the Stone"

[Hawk]

ain't ever had one, don't ever want one!!

had a bad kidney infection this spring and that was hell enough

[boo7382]

the worst isnt when they move around, but right before you pass one. it sucks. you feel like you have to take a huge piss, but nothing comes out but a few drops. i go to the hospital when that happens. they usually pump me with morphine, then i wake up all the sudden, and they hand me the stone in a jar.

Wow. Thanks. More to look forward to. I thought the moving was the worst pain in my life. But that was before the pain killers. Hopefully now I can just keep medicating myself. This is prob TMI, but that keeps happening to me when I pee so I feel like its almost there and ready but it just doesn't wanna come out yet.

Someone say kidney stones??

Im the consummate Pro when it comes to the calcified demons...

Actually, i think ive got some kind of permanent damage from the bastards. Rarely a week goes by where i dont get "that pain" and i think im about to go thru it again.

Boo, i havent heard your story, as i just saw P-Ro's post, but Lithotripsy seemed to work well. I had it done on a stone that was generally considered too large to try it on, but i avoided a Perc, which is more invasive. Passed stones from time to time for probably a year, but havent had one in a while now.

I passed a stone once, that people couldnt believe. I used to have it, but lost it...

Ive been going thru this since probably 1994.

Yeah this has been pretty pooty. From the catscan, ER doc told me it was 2mm. Anything below 5 you are supposed to pass yourself. Great. All these advances in modern technology and I have to fug myself up daily on pain medication and wait for this bitch to pass. *sigh*:mad:

I had the laser in my weiner hole

:eek6: wow. that sounds like it hurts.

BTW, went to meet these people last night that I am dogsitting for. Husband works for Miller-Coors. We were talking about the stone and I told him what you said and he was like ummm, I happen to have about 12 of those in my fridge would you like one? So I drank one there and he sent me home with 2 more which will more than likely be consumed tonight.

Also, he brews his own beer which I was gonna post in the brew thread, but I thought that was really cool.

[boo7382]

Also, I've got an appt. with the urologist today so I can get prescribed some more drugs and hopefully they can give me some advice on how to pass it. Don't wanna have any possibility that this thing could come tomorrow at the golf tournament. That would be HORRIBLE.

@Hawk- I used to get chronic UTI's and that's what I initially thought this was b/c it kinda feels the same before the pain gets super intense. Had one in high school that was so bad it moved up and infected my kidneys. That poo hurts. BAD. I was walking like I had a stick up my ass for 3 days and I could only sleep on my stomach.

Worst part was, I had to go to court in Bolivia, NC in the midst of all of this, so I had to drive down the the beach with my dad while stopping every 30 minutes b/c I couldn't hold my pee for fear of scarring my kidneys and making the infection worse. Also had to sleep on some shitty hotel bed while in constant pain. Then sit through court for 9 hours.

Worst. Beach trip. Ever.

At least I didn't get convicted though wooo.

[Guest]

*shudders, goes to refill water bottle*