Hey Boo (Kidney Stones)

[Panthro]

My parents neighbor (who I think is part of the Czech Mob) was drinking beers with my old man and I a week or so ago. During our conversation he mentioned Pilsner Urquell is what people drink to rid themselves of kidney stones. He says you drink a couple and you'll pee sand.

For starters it’s brewed in the town of Plzen over in the Czech Republic. We’ll give you three guesses what they invented there. Because of it’s water source, Pilsner Urquell has been used throughout Europe by many people to help dissolve kidney stones and gall stones.]

[boo7382]

wow, thanks Panthro. Sounds like a good idea. At this point, its been 7 days, so I'm pretty much willing to try anything. Plus, I like a good beer. I wonder if I can find it anywhere?

I heard from my mom's friend who gets them that pineapple juice helps a lot too.

So does moving around, jogging, sex, running, jumping, sex, anything else you can think of where you are constantly moving.

The only thing is, when it does move, it hurts like a motherfuger. Didn't come into work yesterday b/c I made the mistake of not taking pain killers for like 15 hours and letting the pain catch up with me. Bad idea.

Lady at the ER on Thursday when I went said the pain is worse than childbirth. Never saw her dad cry his whole life until he had a stone.

[Panthro]

I've had quite few already in my life. Not a fun thing to go through. Drugs help. Beer also will make you pee a lot. Which is good.

The beer might be an old wives tale but I'd try it anyway.

[boo7382]

I've had quite few already in my life. Not a fun thing to go through. Drugs help. Beer also will make you pee a lot. Which is good.

The beer might be an old wives tale but I'd try it anyway.

Yep, the drugs have been the only thing to keep me from going crazy. Im almost out though so Im going to need to hit up a urologist or someone for more because there is no way Im letting this happen without pain killers. I might pass out or puke again.

Willing to try anything. Will see if I can't go get some of that tonight.

[Hawk]

you move during sex?

[Crixtala]

worst case scenario you get drunk? sounds like a win-win to me

[Darth Biscuit]

Not something I wanna go thru... I've always heard it's like pissing a sand spur.

Not fun...

[Johnny Rockets]

Not something I wanna go thru... I've always heard it's like pissing a sand spur.

Not fun...

You had to post that didn't you....I'm not gonna sleep for a few days thinking about that.

[Darth Biscuit]

Yeah, sorry... :(

[JakeFlake]

My doctor told me a beer a day helps relieve the stones. I got them for the first time in April of '10 and thought I was going to die.

Grapefruit juice and a beer relieves them.

No spinach or any other foods high in oxylates.

[Hawk]

cranberry juice and lots of water too....but the beer a day sounds like way more fun....plus I have 43 years to make up for

[boo7382]

My doctor told me a beer a day helps relieve the stones. I got them for the first time in April of '10 and thought I was going to die.

Grapefruit juice and a beer relieves them.

No spinach or any other foods high in oxylates.

Yeah, also sposed to stay away from soda and dairy products.

I love cheese so thats a problem.

[Johnny Rockets]

My doctor told me a beer a day helps relieve the stones. .

If that's true then I could quit drinking today and still be covered until I was 4,879 years old.

[JakeFlake]

If that's true then I could quit drinking today and still be covered until I was 4,879 years old.

Amen to that.