Stupid dream thread

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[Tyler Durden]

I remember nearly all my dreams very vividly for a while after I'm awake.

I'll post tomorrow what tonight's dream was.

[LifeisaGarden]

Last night I dreamt that I was pregnant. The last time I dreamt I was pregnant I was really pregnant. :shocked:

[TheSaint]

I dreamt that the Panthers actually traded up to get Armanti Edwards....haha, crazy. Even Crazier, JR didnt fire Hurney.

[YoungPanthers89]

usually i cant control myself in a dream, its more like im watching a movie through my own eyes

[Liminy]

I have noticed the only times that I have vivid/lucid dreams and dreams that I can remember are when I take a nap after work and never when I go to sleep at night. I have had some crazy dreams during ten minute naps, for example, Just recently I had a dream that I was in my gfs apartment and I was trying to go to to sleep and lucid dream, I was successful and started walking around her apartment thinking of what I could do. I decided to go across the hall to the neighbors seeing as I have lucid dreamed before and know that I can fug with people and do whatever I want with no consequence. So I walk over to their apartment and walk right in, all of a sudden I am scared, I start questioning in my dream whether I am actually dreaming or am I actually awake, although things inside the apartment were different and my consciousness should know that if I was awake I would be in my own apartment instead of over at my girl's house didn't seem to matter. So I left, went back to my girlfriends apartment and laid down in her bed which then in turn had me waking up in her bed. All the time I in this paradox of questioning whether I am actually awake or not, kind of feeling like I am trapped and wont ever know the real answer. Well, eventually I wake up for real this time and know that I am in the actual physical reality. Pretty fuged up if you have ever had a dream like this. I have had numerous other ones of the same effect where I wake up inside of a dream numerous times only to discover one simple thing is wrong, like the numbers on the clock aren't actually numbers or something like that and then I usually come to and wake up for real. If anyone is interested in lucidity and achieving it in dreaming, don't hesitate it is one the the most badassed things ever. These examples are not the best for how cool it is, but I have had some where I am lucid in space, lucid inside of a video game that I love to play and can fully interact with characters and objects from the game, lucid at work (which is real fun once you start breaking poo) and lucid just in everyday life which usually involves flying around or fuging with people that you see everyday. I know, I know, tl;dr

[YoungPanthers89]

sounds fun

[boo7382]

I have crazy vivid dreams all the time. Lets see...

Last night I had this dream I was with some people I used to work with at Wachovia and we had to go on this road trip like across Europe. Don't remember what the whole point of it was but I do remember that we got lost and it was pouring rain and we were somewhere like in the middle of Germany...random.

Already told teh Kurbz about this one, but a couple weeks ago I had a dream that the zombie apocalypse happened and everyone was dying. Somehow I managed to escape and get with some people. It turned into a Children of Men sort of thing because I was pregnant and everyone was trying to protect me because that was the only way we would be able to procreate since everyone was dying and turning into zombies. So we were all traveling together to safety. That's the short version of it.

I have a lot of emotional dreams, where I wake up crying. I have stress dreams a lot too. Worst dreams Ive had was when I stopped smoking weed for like 2 weeks and I was having dreams I was being stabbed and people were breaking into my house in the middle of the night, I was waking up in sweats....it was horrible.

[Tyler Durden]

Last night's dream was:

I was back in high school at a school I've never been to/didn't recognize in a math class.

Apparently final exams were over and the teacher that I didn't recognize came to me because I apparently totally bombed it. She was telling me how I was a good student and that she couldn't believe I had done so poorly. I explained that I was a horrible test taker and that I didn't even really try.

She offered to administer my re-take of the exam, and be there to just give me the answers.

lol

wtf... math class bored me back in the day.

I think that one was influenced by reading this thread earlier yesterday.

Also, a lot of my dreams lately have me as a character living in Westeros. haha

[Kettle]

90% of my dreams are X rated with multiple women. the other 10% I don't remember.

[Tyler Durden]

He's dropping the M sign for McDonalds

[SOJA]

lucid dreaming is more nuts than most of the drugs I've ever experienced

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

Eat a banana then pass out.

Thank me later.

[PanthaSan]

90% of my dreams are X rated with multiple women. the other 10% I don't remember.

Why would you want to remember the bad ones anyway? :lol: