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Crazy Strip Club stories...

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Mrs Pantherfan Newbie

Mrs Pantherfan

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When I was stationed in Hawaii as a fresh 18 year old, a couple friends and I decided to hit the wonderful strip clubs of Waikiki. When I walked in it felt like I was in Amsterdam and they flew in all their strippers. On the way out, one of my friends met a prostitute and took her back to the hotel. Needless to say as he was hitting it from the back, he felt a bulge in the front. Given he was already inside, he finished reluctantly. We found out as we walked in on them and saw the European Shemale. Fast forward 3 weeks later, he found a local Hawaiian gal and was married within days. He was very traumatized and felt getting married was the only way to wash his sins.

I found that fuging hilarious :)

so uh...was it big?

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h0llywood Newbie

h0llywood

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I found that fuging hilarious :)

so uh...was it big?

Big enough to make most men feel inadequate. I cant imagine my balls colliding with other balls.

BTW. She, shim, them, sherm whatever it was, was freaking hot.

Edit.. He is a Honolulu Police Officer now with 4 kids. Guess it was the best thing to ever happen to him.

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I was at Sharky's in Fayetteville my freshman year of college with a couple buddies. We were upstairs at the "main stage" of the joint (downstairs had 2 other stages, but it's much more cramped and not as laid back). I had a dip in (in the left side...this is important), and went up to get a dance and give the chick a few bucks. At this place, you stand, hands on the bars, they dance, and pay. Very routine. Well...this night took a turn.

As I'm standing there, shes' doing her thing. Tits in the face, and I am a happy dude. Buddies all cheering behind me, dudes all around are clapping, good time. Then something happened. She took her right boob and smacked me with it. That drew a pretty loud pop from on-lookers. She proceeded to assault me with her boob about 4-5 more times, quickly. My dip, which was in the left side before this event, ended up on the right side. I was honestly dizzy. She danced a little more, moaned in my ear, and I gave her my money and walked back to high-fives.

I honestly didn't know how to feel about it, and still don't.

After this, I was hit on REPEATEDLY by another stripper. I had my phone out and was texting somebody most of the night, and she came over to the table we were at and repeatedly tried to give me her number/get mine. She ended up giving me a note that had her number and "if you ever get lonely" on it. Needless to say...I called that number. And now I have herpes.

I kid. But seriously, I threw that away.

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Luke Cage Newbie

Luke Cage

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Ok so there is this strip club in Okinawa called Chi-Chi's.

I went there with a couple of my boys when I was stationed in Okinawa. All the chicks were hot and they had all different sorts of "flavors" so it was awesome.

As soon as we got in there one of my friends gave the girl doing a stage dance extra money and pointed at me. She tells me to get on stage. I get on stage and she tells me to lay down and take off my belt. She rolls me over and starts pulling down my pants. I'm thinking "The fug is this?", but I'm pretty drunk and just go with it. All of sudden i feel a series of stinging pains on my backside; she was "spanking" me with my own belt.

It hurt like poo, but after the first four hits it felt kinda....erotic. Anyway, we keep drinking and throwing money at the girls doing dances on stage. One of them starts to shake her stuff in my face and she was hot and at this point bra-less (I was 19 yrs old and was kind of losing my mind). Well she was shaking her front lower region right in my face, so I took that as an invitation and stuck my tongue into the "target area".

She did not take kindly to this and started smacking the poo out of the top of my head. I got bounced post haste; as I was getting escorted out of the club with my one friend, my other friend was also getting led out and the dude leading him out looked pissed as poo. Apparently he had been getting real busy with the stripper who was giving him a lapdance.

I felt cheated; all I got was a spanking and a sore head from having my skull pounded by that angry stripper. Good times.

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lol i poo u not. The local strip club is giving away free chili, corn bread and beer tonight. Me and a couple buddies use to go for the free beer all the time. Cost u 5 bucks to get in. Hell i can put away a lot of free beer for 5 bucks but i've never had the chili.

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