Crazy Strip Club stories...

[Matt Foley]

Girls actually get with you??

:lol:

If your mom can be classified as a girl, then yes.

[GritsRgreat]

A former boss of mine had all of his tools stole from the back of his truck while he was at a strip club. The funny thing is he knocked off work early on a friday just so he could spend alittle time with the ladies so his wife wouldn't find out. well she did, when he had to go out and buy a whole new set of tools. Air compressor, generator, nail guns, saws, you name it. Way to go Mark!

[Ja Rhule]

I'm with Bleys... No way I'd pay to see titties or to get laid. I can get both for free.

[Davidson Deac II]

you sure it wasnt your good looks?

I do have that effect on women, but I am fairly certain she couldn't see me.:D

[SCP]

My friend was a sales manager in Raleigh until two weeks ago. He just got fired for taking clients to a Raleigh strip club and spending $20,000+. He was hired by his competitor in a week. Dude can sell but the CEO of his company was a female that didn't think to highly of the blowjobs-for-business tactic.

True story.

[SCP]

I walked into the Emerald Club (major sh*thole connected to an off brand Waffle House which I think was called Mr. Waffle) off 17 Bypass in MB like 10 years ago and there was a chick that had to be 8 months pregnant swining on the pole.

U-turn.

[Delhommey]

Had to run out of a club to avoid being robbed at gun point at in San Jose CR the night before Easter right after a stripper finished dancing to Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You."

[tarheelblue89]

Had to run out of a club to avoid being robbed at gun point at in San Jose CR the night before Easter right after a stripper finished dancing to Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You."

/thread

[TheSaint]

Platinum Plus

Memphis

thats enough

[Hawk]

If your mom can be classified as a girl, then yes.

then no

[SCP]

Platinum Plus

Memphis

thats enough

lol been there, years ago. Used to be a Hooters across the street?

[pstall]

the ADD is strong

[4Corners]

CCS - I'm not joking dude, I prob wouldn't have said it sober, but I could just tell she was not cut out to be a stripper. I think of her from time to time when I go to other strip clubs (usually leather and lace on S. Blvd) and wonder if what I said to her had any lasting effects.

Probably not.

[dimbee]

Mons Venus

Tampa

Do it.