My kids are getting a lesson in comedy

[Brokenbad]

Blazing Saddles for family night!

[SorthNarolina]

lol that movie just never quits and the fart scenes are good for the kids too

[Jangler]

"Work, work, work."

[TarPanther9180]

Great movie

[cookinwithgas]

Where are all the white women at?

[GritsRgreat]

One of my top ten movies.

[Cyclonus]

"The sheriff is near!"

[j2sgam]

YEAAAAAA Man!! "..and for my next impression... Jesse Owens!"

[boo7382]

"A BLACK SHERIFF?!"

"and why not?! It worked in Blazing Saddles!"

Love Mel Brooks!

[Captroop]

You forgot

"A BLACK SHERIFF?!"

"He's black?"

"and why not?! It worked in Blazing Saddles!"

Love Mel Brooks!

[boo7382]

You forgot

lol I love Blinkin

Master Robin!! You're back from the crusades!!

*feels statue*

You lost your arms in battle!

Oh, how terrible!

But you grew some nice boobs!

[Brokenbad]

"I always like to keep my audiences riveted!!!"

"I like rape"

"Spot that ***** a days pay for nappin on the job"

[Brokenbad]

My favorite quote of the movie:

Heddy Lammar:

"I want, Rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, Mugs, Pugs, Thugs, Nitwits, Half-wits, Dimwits, Vipers, Snipers, Con men, Indian Agents, Mexican Bandits. Muggers, Buggerers, Bushwhackers, Bulldykes, Hornswagglers, Train robbers, Ass-Kickers, poo-Kickers"

The whole time he is saying this, the dumbass beside was patting down his pockets for a pen and paper.

Once he finds the pen and paper, Lamaar is done with his rant.

The dumbass asks: "Can you say all that again?"

[Brokenbad]

Did you know the character that Mel Brooks played, Mayor Le petomane, was actually the name of a professional farter in the 1800's?

http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters