Give me your opinion

[Panthro]

He would totally say the same poo to her if you were standing right there.

This to me is the key. If I ever say anything to a girl it'd be the same damn thing I'd say if my girlfriend was standing next to me or not.

[88 Bronco]

I'm starting to get angry.

Not at you guys obviously.

We are here to help, whether you want to laugh, cry, get pissed or be mocked, we can help!

[boo7382]

I'm starting to get angry.

Not at you guys obviously.

I am in no way an instigator :D

[Kurb]

When I was dating Mrs. Kurb one of her old friends/boyfriends called her up.

Dickweed (name changed for his protection) was joining the peace corps.

He was going to take a road trip to NYC to hop a plane kaziturkistan or what the fug ever.

He asks if he can have dinner with her and possibly crash at her apartment on the way back.

She told him she was seeing someone and wanted to check with him (me, the Kurb, pwner of face) about it first.

Conversation was like this.

Mrs: Hey Dickweed is coming into town, I haven't seen him in a couple years do you mind if I have dinner with him?

Kurb: Nah I trust you, where is he crashing ?

Mrs: He wanted to sleep on my couch...

Kurb: Really now?

Mrs: Nothing will happen, I likes you the bestest.

Kurb: Where else is he stopping on this road trip ?

Mrs: Well, he is leaving Texas (?) then stopping into New Orleans to see Suzi Q, then he is stopping in Panama City to see Betty, then he is stopping into Atlanta to see Racheal, stopping into Charlotte to see Me, and finally spending the day with his X Becca and her roommate....

Kurb: So he is using the Peace Corps for a fugfest across the country ?

Mrs:.......what

Kurb: he is going to see all his X's before he leaves and is going to play up the "I could die while helping the starving kids you see on Sunday morning give money to africa commerials" line and get as much tail as possible before he heads to bullpooistan..

Mrs:....oh I don't think he will try that with me.

Kurb: Honestly here is the deal. If you want to go see him for dinner, hell let him stay, then that morning I will be waiting at your door. I will ask you if he tried anything (Mrs is a horrible liar, especially to me when I am mad/upset/angry/whatever) if you say No then nothing will happen, if you say yes or I think you are lying I will A) Break up with you on the spot and B) injure Dickweed in a serious manner.

Mrs: I think it's best he doesn't stop in.

Kurb: Me too, now give me some Sugar baby.

[Kurb]

This to me is the key. If I ever say anything to a girl it'd be the same damn thing I'd say if my girlfriend was standing next to me or not.

Ditto.

I run my mouth on here, in real life I would get a good punch in the arm for most of it. I can live with that.:troll:

[88 Bronco]

[Kurb]

As for honest advise.

If it bothers you tell the wife.

It if doesn't and it makes her hot to trot ignore it.

If he lived in NC I would "take care" of it for some free dental work.

[Darth Urious]

posts like ones I have read today are a good example of why the daily pie giving limit should be increased exponentially...

[Zcustom]

Damn I forgot I need all sorts of dental work I can't afford.

sign me up too!

[Epistaxis]

*sigh*

Shall I call him at work, or just send an email?

Must admit, I am a bit concerned about possible blowback from the missus.

The "what you don't TRUST me I TOLD you he is just some dork"......

[pstall]

a strange new world we live in. i get some of these and have to laugh/shrug it off. if some dude did this to my wife it depends on the guy and the context(how racy etc). but if i got wind he is pushing the envelope im calling him muy pronto.

i would just give him one warning, man stop or else. i trust my wife enough to put up the road block but there are so many slippery slopes and after having kids and you get older, you have your own new set of ups and downs and how do i look, am i still attractive phase.

on a side note. i should post some things i have gotten in a blog and then get it made it to a showtime series.

The pstall texts diarys.

[The Saltman]

You mean I'm the only one with unlimited pie?

[Darth Urious]

have her block his email address or phone number via her email or wireless provider...

problem solved...

If he calls after that, it is time to get involved...

[Kurb]

*sigh*

Shall I call him at work, or just send an email?

Must admit, I am a bit concerned about possible blowback from the missus.

The "what you don't TRUST me I TOLD you he is just some dork"......

Honesly being he lives in another city and the wife is laughing it off you are probably fine.

If it reallllly bothers you then ask the wife to tell him to stop.

I just wanted to see how strong the dark side ran in your heart now that you are getting soft.

I remember pre-kid angry bears fan epi :boxing_smiley: