Give me your opinion

[Kurb]

I need to find boohead a man. She has some pent up energy and the wife has nixed the Mormonism thing.

[Zcustom]

Yesss? And? Continue....did you have to slam him up against some sort of wall

Didn't have to (sorry to burst your bubble). For some reason when I lose it people get scared, real scared, must be the soulless ginger thing

Most fights I've been in involve me daring the person to hit me (in a Nicholson "The Shining" kinda way) and them walking away. wierd

if you remember the Fist Fight thread I promised my old man years ago I'd never throw the first punch again. I respect him too much to disobey him, even at 30

[Guest]

<<<<Divorced guy says Smoke...Fire...

ymmv.

[Zcustom]

I say this being a horrible flirt with most every breathing female I come in contact with. Lines have to be defined early or poo can go down hill quickly.

Does your wife have a problem with your flirting?

[Epistaxis]

Texting is the same as calling is the same as talking to.

You just have more grains of salt than I do I guess.

If he was at her work place would you feel different ?

To me it's one in the same.

I say this being a horrible flirt with most every breathing female I come in contact with. Lines have to be defined early or poo can go down hill quickly.

Interesting.

See, if he ever CALLED her it would be game over time, and we would have words.

Or if in person he was ever overtly suggestive my wife would remove us from the situation because she knows I would not only start something, I would finish it, but based on his physical person he wouldn't go there, so I wouldn't have to.

Phronesis

Very interesting.

[88 Bronco]

You have lots of options on how to handle this. You could go for the mature route and tell your wife exactly how you feel and let her know you would like it to end. You could also acquire your wife's phone and fug with the guy. Tell him (posing as you wife) that you are at the airport. Ask him to pick you up. Throw out some clothing description and have the dippoo meander around the airport for hours. You could also acquire his number and post all sorts of crazy poo in the personals on craigslist. Just make sure to include the number. After doing this for awhile, text him and tell him that if he leaves your wife alone, the craiglist calls will end. The last viable option is to go to New York and beat the poo out of him. Give him a beating of biblical proportions. I mean eating through a tube, pissing blood, and reconstructive surgery type of beating.

[boo7382]

I need to find boohead a man. She has some pent up energy and the wife has nixed the Mormonism thing.

DAMN! So she didn't go for it? And here I was thinking our plan was completely foolproof.

Didn't have to (sorry to burst your bubble). For some reason when I lose it people get scared, real scared, must be the soulless ginger thing

Most fights I've been in involve me daring the person to hit me (in a Nicholson "The Shining" kinda way) and them walking away. wierd

if you remember the Fist Fight thread I promised my old man years ago I'd never throw the first punch again. I respect him too much to disobey him, even at 30

haha, oddly enough, my dad gave me the same advice. Don't ever throw the first punch....when they hit you, feel free to hit them back

[Kurb]

Does your wife have a problem with your flirting?

No b/c I keep it silly and never serious.

It's honestly in the nature of how I talk to people.

I have a hard time being serious.

and

I know she would remove my penis if I cheated on her.:piggy:

[Zcustom]

haha, oddly enough, my dad gave me the same advice. Don't ever throw the first punch....when they hit you, feel free to hit them back

yeah, I had a problem with fighting and he nixed it. No telling how many jail trips I avoided by listening to him. Thanks dad!

[Epistaxis]

You have lots of options on how to handle this. You could go for the mature route and tell your wife exactly how you feel and let her know you would like it to end. You could also acquire your wife's phone and fug with the guy. Tell him (posing as you wife) that you are at the airport. Ask him to pick you up. Throw out some clothing description and have the dippoo meander around the airport for hours. You could also acquire his number and post all sorts of crazy poo in the personals on craigslist. Just make sure to include the number. After doing this for awhile, text him and tell him that if he leaves your wife alone, the craiglist calls will end. The last viable option is to go to New York and beat the poo out of him. Give him a beating of biblical proportions. I mean eating through a tube, pissing blood, and reconstructive surgery type of beating.

Option 2 would be hilarious, but I would not want to betray my wife's trust by pretending to be her or send messages posing.

Option 3 is still on the table, but I consider it last resort.

Right now I am a bit stuck between doing nothing, as she has made it very clear she thinks he is harmless and a dork, and the option of a carefully worded, not exactly threatening email asking for his communications to stop.

[The Saltman]

Even texting to me is just as bad as a phone call. Nothing is ever harmless.

[Kurb]

Honestly I may be blowing this out of proportion.

I mean he his just sending flirty texts/emails to the mother of your children and the love of your life.

It's not like he doesn't know she is happily married.

He would totally say the same poo to her if you were standing right there.

etc etc

(waits for youtube "Dentists Destroys NYer"

[Epistaxis]

I'm starting to get angry.

Not at you guys obviously.

[88 Bronco]

Option 2 would be hilarious, but I would not want to betray my wife's trust by pretending to be her or send messages posing.

Option 3 is still on the table, but I consider it last resort.

Right now I am a bit stuck between doing nothing, as she has made it very clear she thinks he is harmless and a dork, and the option of a carefully worded, not exactly threatening email asking for his communications to stop.

I know I would have a problem with it because a small little thing like a sliver can become a festering infection. If you decide to go on craiglist on him let me know. I can come up with some really fuged up poo.