Longest you can go...

[hepcat]

So your partner/spouse/sig other, whatever, is out. You will be getting no sexual contact of any kind except by yourself. So how long could you go without doing the deed? How long could you go without doing it to yourself?

[Epistaxis]

I'm like a sexual camel.

[Captroop]

I'm not sure I understand the question. Is the first question, your sig other is out, how long can you go before copulating with someone else? If I understand that correctly, I could go forever. As tough as it might be on me, I'm 100% committed when I'm in a relationship (although as a strict evolutionarian, it totally contradicts everything I believe in; that the biological imperative drives men to seek out multiple partners and that monogomy is a ridiculous puritanical creation), even so, I don't cheat under any circumstance (Fuggin' Disney brainwashed me).

As far as how long I can go before indulging in self abuse? Since I started, I've never gone more than 10 days (and that self-imposed fast ended in copulation, because at that point I was so blue I would have boffed a tree if it showed interest)

[sunbunny]

I'm on two different blood pressure med, I think I'd win.

[boo7382]

I'm not sure I understand the question. Is the first question, your sig other is out, how long can you go before copulating with someone else? If I understand that correctly, I could go forever. As tough as it might be on me, I'm 100% committed when I'm in a relationship (although as a strict evolutionarian, it totally contradicts everything I believe in; that the biological imperative drives men to seek out multiple partners and that monogomy is a ridiculous puritanical creation), even so, I don't cheat under any circumstance (Fuggin' Disney brainwashed me).

As far as how long I can go before indulging in self abuse? Since I started, I've never gone more than 10 days (and that self-imposed fast ended in copulation, because at that point I was so blue I would have boffed a tree if it showed interest)

Now, by using all of those big words, how many people on here do you think can actually read and comprehend that without referring to dictionary.com at least 3 times?.....this is The Huddle, you know that right?;)

[Captroop]

Now, by using all of those big words, how many people on here do you think can actually read and comprehend that without referring to dictionary.com at least 3 times?.....this is The Huddle, you know that right?;)

That's intentional. The fewer people who know about my habits, the better. Plus, they're less likely to show up on office network filters.

[PanthaSan]

5 seconds....

oh, you meant waiting until doing the deed. :D

still 5 seconds

[boo7382]

That's intentional. The fewer people who know about my habits, the better. Plus, they're less likely to show up on office network filters.

haha, oh, they'll know, it will just be after they have put the whole paragraph together and understood it.

Kinda like translating from Spanish to English, you figure out what everything means first, then you translate based on context, then you put it all together! :lol:

[4Corners]

I practice abstinence.

However, not by choice.

[teeray]

I can last until I am sure my wife has pulled out of the driveway.

[Darth Biscuit]

Since when does it matter if she's in or out?

[Panthro]

I'm masterbating right now

[PanthaSan]

Anybody else notice how Hepcat starts threads like this but never answers them himself?

Well, Hep.

How long?

[Raskle]

Isn't this a Josh Hartnett movie??