What's Everybody's Arrest Count?

[88 Bronco]

Anyone who hasn't been arrested is cunning, boring, or lucky.

[Kettle]

i'd go with boring

[Johnny Rockets]

<<<Never been arrested.

<<<Far from boring.

[PanthaSan]

no comment. I'll just sit on the fence watching this one.

[Hawk]

lucky...extremely lucky....but now, just boring

[Mr. Scot]

Zip (which will likely surprise approximately no one).

Closest I've ever come would likely be that the parrots I own are illegal in 22 states.

[Matt Foley]

Two hours in a cell with two bald dudes. They made me sing "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts".

DUI when I was 20. They said seven out of 10 of us would be arrested again within a year. Guess I was one of the three smart enough to let that lesson sink in.

[YourMomsLover]

Another question to go along with this thread...

Will you get arrested in the future?

If I go to another Redskins game at BoA....maybe. Redskins fans cant take an ass whooping. They cant stand "Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye" ringing in their ears. Came close to getting into a fistfight with a butthurt Skins fan because of it. Probably because I was the smallest Panther fan in the crowd. So he decided to put his hands around my neck.

[Mr. Scot]

As long as I stay out of 22 of the 50 states, probably not.

[pstall]

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pulled over by myself or with others at least 17. So i was 15-2 in talking our way out of junk.

+1 for walking away from a major drug ring a few months before a State wide bust took them all in.

[j2sgam]

+1 for walking away from a major drug ring a few months before a State wide bust took them all in.

Me too!! Ahhh, the "friends" I used to have and the things we did...

And laugh at me gettin caught all you want, you know how mu sh_t I did and didnt get caught? Enough to make me still feel like I owe somebody...

[neverlosethefeeling]

0 arrests. 1 close call when I was in high school for smoking pot with a bunch of my buddies. Cop was cool and let us walk.

I'm curious though, how do you people get caught with paraphernalia? You were arrested and the cop searched you and found a piece or smelled in the car when he was pulling you over and searched the car?

We were being stupid. There was 8 of us outside my mom's house in high school at 2:30am and cop got called for a noise complaint by my neighbors. He pulls up and i KNEW we were fugged. But like I said, he was cool and let us go. His exact words were "I'm not going to tell you not to do it, just be smart about it."

[Kettle]

paraphernalia is just a fine anyway as far as i know. so is minor possession of weed. you gotta be holding some weight for that to get you in the pin.

[neverlosethefeeling]

paraphernalia is just a fine anyway as far as i know. so is minor possession of weed. you gotta be holding some weight for that to get you in the pin.

I'm also assuming that by paraphernalia we're talking about bongs/pipes/grinders etc which in themselves can't be illegal as they're sold in smoke shops. So there's gotta be marijuana residue that they can test for, right?