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Walterfootball's April Fools Draft

Ricky Spanish

By Ricky Spanish,
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http://walterfootball.com/draft2011aprilfools.php

Carolina Panthers: Jimmy Clausen, QB, Notre Dame

"I'm taking Jimmy Clausen, and no one's gonna stop me!" declared seemingly senile Panthers owner Jerry Richardson, as he stormed out of the team's war room and handed the card to a confused Roger Goodell.

Despite the pleas of his general manager and head coach, Richardson wouldn't have it. Richardson was set on drafting a guy already on his team.

"I was in Barnes and Noble, and I saw a USA Today draft magazine," Richardson said earlier. "This guy Walter Football had a great article on why this Jimmy Clausen quarterback should be the first pick in the draft. Walter Football knows what he's talking about, and you idiots don't! I don't care if he's on my team or not! I want Clausen!"

Ron Rivera shook his head and muttered, "Why the hell did I take this job?"

Hours later, a tape recorder captured a private conversation between Richardson and an unknown man.

"Those fools - I just saved a grand total of $89 by selecting Jimmy Clausen over one of those other bums," Richardson laughed. "I can't wait to store this extra $89 in my money market account that collects 1.3-percent interest. Muhahahaha!"

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