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Pardon me while I brag for a moment.


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Ever since I got back from my 2nd bit of time off last summer, I have caught hell from my new boss. It was after me from day 1 and kept finding ways to throw me under the bus and jack up my metrics.

To the point where this year I didn't get a bonus and I can't leave my after until the 1st qrtr ends(fortunately that's this Fri) and I was not a happy guy.

Then the dude moves me to sit right behind him and everybody was wondering what was going on and my old row was made because it was no longer fun for them to come to work. That made my day tho.

So my boss has a new boss and I have tried to change his perception of me the last few weeks and then today, the ultimate pstall trump card dropped in my lap.

We have a nationwide sales meeting tomorrow. Some sales folks will be in town and some on a conference call.

They produced the revenue per clients today according to our biz channels.

Yours truly has 4 of the top 6 overall revenue generators in the ENTIRE US!! In fact the #1 client is split up among 4 people and the #2, which I manage, I do alone.

I only felt the need to post this because I have gotten crushed and was left for dead at work and this puts me so for in the good it's not even funny. In fact it made my boss look like a buffoon.

ahhh, karma, thy name is a spreadsheet. :thumbsup:

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what was funny was he was looking at the same #'s as I when I walked by. he couldn't even bring himself to say congrats.

now he might tomo but i aint banking on it. get it? banking? intentional bad pun.

yes meat, the extenze works like a champ.

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Ever since I got back from my 2nd bit of time off last summer, I have caught hell from my new boss. It was after me from day 1 and kept finding ways to throw me under the bus and jack up my metrics.

To the point where this year I didn't get a bonus and I can't leave my after until the 1st qrtr ends(fortunately that's this Fri) and I was not a happy guy.

Then the dude moves me to sit right behind him and everybody was wondering what was going on and my old row was made because it was no longer fun for them to come to work. That made my day tho.

So my boss has a new boss and I have tried to change his perception of me the last few weeks and then today, the ultimate pstall trump card dropped in my lap.

We have a nationwide sales meeting tomorrow. Some sales folks will be in town and some on a conference call.

They produced the revenue per clients today according to our biz channels.

Yours truly has 4 of the top 6 overall revenue generators in the ENTIRE US!! In fact the #1 client is split up among 4 people and the #2, which I manage, I do alone.

I only felt the need to post this because I have gotten crushed and was left for dead at work and this puts me so for in the good it's not even funny. In fact it made my boss look like a buffoon.

ahhh, karma, thy name is a spreadsheet. :thumbsup:

glad to hear it man.. nothing greater than looking down at all the haters.

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Did you get your stapler back?

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..

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