neighborhood cat

[j2sgam]

A coupla options here... You can try a Wrist-Rocket and some 3/8 nuts.. Or borrow a large canine who has a sweet tooth for feline fur.. Or trap the thing, with some tuna or such, bag it up and dispose in any of the woods, a dumpster, over a bridge or at a dog kennel...

Ive said it before -I never understood the point of a cat until I got one. Now that Ive had one for a few years, Im back to not understanding...

[Shufdog]

Got a paintball gun?

[PanthaSan]

Anti-freeze is your friend.....

[g5jamz]

[boo7382]

Not sure why it is that you need to ask people what to do in this situation?

Do you have a hose? Use it.

[hepcat]

We'll I already went up to it and told it how I felt about having it poop on my back porch and it just decided to go ahead and lay another deuce right there at my feet so I'm looking for more aggressive tactics.

I'm looking for something more extreme than catching and releasing but not extreme enough to drop kick it. Spraying it in the face with my own urine has crossed my mind (AKA peeing on it)

[g5jamz]

Trap it. Shave it. Spray paint 03 on the side of it in black paint. Might not keep it from pooping, but definately provides conversation.

[Darth Urious]

the vinegar/water will do the trick

[TarPanther9180]

cat-apult

[GritsRgreat]

Not sure why it is that you need to ask people what to do in this situation?

Do you have a hose? Use it.

hmmmm, not that kind of cat booo....;)

[Hawk]

rookies...

take a big crap on your deck before the cat gets there...the smell of your poo will keep that cat away forever.

[The Saltman]

kill the cat and cook it for dinner

[g5jamz]

kill the cat and cook it for dinner

Number 52 w/ spring roll?

[Matt Foley]

kill the cat and cook it for dinner

He's black. Black guys don't eat pussy.