top ten stupid reasons some panther fans don't want us to draft cam newton

[teeray]

People that don't want Cam can see that he's going to be a bust or take awhile for him to be an impact player that's why we dont want to draft him. Would rather have a player that can come in and make the team better right away. Yes I'm talking about going BPA with the #1 pick instead of wasting it on a project player.

It is so obvious he is going to be a bust that as many as 4-5 teams might want to trade up for him right??

It is amazing how much smarter us here at the Huddle are than NFL front offices.

They don't even need a war room or scouting department. Just sign up and sign in here. Save them some money.

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[Rhys]

The fact of the matter is none of us know how well Cam will turn out. We watch our little NFL.com and ESPN videos and read our little excerpts from Gantt and think we're talent evaluators. ''I don't want Cam cuz dis, and cuz I kno he gonna be a bust.'' No the funk you don't. You don't know poo. You're just speculating based on your narrow perspective.

"But he don stol a labtop and dat meens he iz gonna be Wirenona Rider and steal and be a bust." *Sigh* What do you really know about Newton? Nothing.

It's not a black and white issue (and I mean the colors, not skin color) there is grey area with Newton, he's a risk/reward player. That grey area is likely being tirelessly explored by the Panthers staff IF they are seriously considering him. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, I trust Hurney's judgement in the 1st round. He does his homework it seems, and rarely picks a bust in that round. "BUT HURNYS IZ DUM AND HE GOTTA GO FUG HURNY HE PICKED DWANE JARET!!!!!."

If we DO pick Cam, I'll be happy, not because I wanted him, because I don't, but who the funk am I?

I'll be happy because OUR talent evaluators, after having spent the better part of 3 months studying him, SOMETHING NONE OF YOU ARE DOING, chose him thinking that HE CAN be great, and will turn out well.

All of that said, I want PP7. But that's only my stupid narrow perspective based on NFL.com and ESPN videos. :)

[teeray]

All of that said, I want PP7. But that's only my stupid narrow perspective based on NFL.com and ESPN videos. :)

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[MHS831]

Judging frOm the OPs jersey shore promo in his post be appears to be no older than your son. If not in age, then no doubt in maturity.

Have not seen it. My son is mature for his age, but not this time. I guess some learn from listening, some learn the hard way

[Rhys]

The fact of the matter is none of us know how well Cam will turn out. We watch our little NFL.com and ESPN videos and read our little excerpts from Gantt and think we're talent evaluators. ''I don't want Cam cuz dis, and cuz I kno he gonna be a bust.'' No the funk you don't. You don't know poo. You're just speculating based on your narrow perspective.

"But he don stol a labtop and dat meens he iz gonna be Wirenona Rider and steal and be a bust." *Sigh* What do you really know about Newton? Nothing.

It's not a black and white issue (and I mean the colors, not skin color) there is grey area with Newton, he's a risk/reward player. That grey area is likely being tirelessly explored by the Panthers staff IF they are seriously considering him. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, I trust Hurney's judgement in the 1st round. He does his homework it seems, and rarely picks a bust in that round. "BUT HURNYS IZ DUM AND HE GOTTA GO FUG HURNY HE PICKED DWANE JARET!!!!!."

If we DO pick Cam, I'll be happy, not because I wanted him, because I don't, but who the funk am I?

I'll be happy because OUR talent evaluators, after having spent the better part of 3 months studying him, SOMETHING NONE OF YOU ARE DOING, chose him thinking that HE CAN be great, and will turn out well.

All of that said, I want PP7. But that's only my stupid narrow perspective based on NFL.com and ESPN videos. :)

I think the OP makes a good point. He's not necessarily arguing FOR Newton, he's mocking the stupid reasons many of you write him off entirely, reasons predicated on the little you've read online about the guy and your own narrow idea of what makes a great NFL QB.

"But I don want Cam becawz he werz a running QB and they don make pro bowlz."

[MHS831]

To be fair neither have you.

AND THAT IS WHY I AM NOT HUGGING!! Should I want him like you because I don't know the details? Come on, TeeRay--that logic makes no sense. I am saying he is risky, not that I hate him. You are buying a "sleeping" cow before checking its pulse.

[monstercat]

They don't want him because they're afraid he will want to play for pay. That's my favorite.

[teeray]

AND THAT IS WHY I AM NOT HUGGING!! Should I want him like you because I don't know the details? Come on, TeeRay--that logic makes no sense. I am saying he is risky, not that I hate him. You are buying a "sleeping" cow before checking its pulse.

My point is should you not want him when you don't know the details?? Especially since it has been the crux of your whole argument.

My whole reason for wanting him is what I have seen on "tape" (tivo :lol:) and what i have heard about him through teammates, coaches, and guys who have been around him.

I have said from the beginning we need to let Hurney and Rivera sort all the other stuff out because we don't really know what happened.

[teeray]

You are buying a "sleeping" cow before checking its pulse.

"This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!" :lol:

Pop Quiz, where is this quote from???

[Floppin]

Monty Python

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[teeray]

^ thank you. I was afraid no one would get it and be like WTF is this guy talking about.

Off topic a bit but oneof the best all time skits

[Kurb]

1. Andrew Luck will be available next year. "we should wait a year and address the QB position next year! Even though we ranked 32nd in passing offense we should really wait"

2. Preconceived misconceptions about making reads and progressions. "well if nobody taught him that at the college level, he'll never learn, because apparently, QB coaches in the nfl are just fuging stupid and pooty at teaching guys to go through those reads and progressions compared to the college QB coaches"

3. 3 year project. Really? Where'd you come up with this specific timetable? "uh, well, you know, most qbs need x amount of yrs to be able to lead an offense. I mean there's a pooload of contradictions in recent history, but you know, just believe me because i know QBs i'm a QB guy"

4. Carson Palmer doesn't want to play in Cincinnati, or they have another QB from the island of misfit toys, AKA QB free agency, that they've got their dick dripping for. "HEY! Guess what that means! That means we can swap picks and get a veteran QB. He had good stats in Cincy, so that automatically means he'll come in and play good here immediately without a hitch! Right? ....Right? Right?! Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right?"

5. Non-success of mobile black QBs to win a superbowl automatically means that he will end up training himself to read and run and make the same mistakes they did at the pro level as well. You know, because there's no fuging chance in hell he'll use his mobility to extend plays behind the LOS while still looking downfield, no he's just going to dart into linebackers for 4 yard gains and hurt himself.

6. We should go in next season with Matt Moore as the starter. Because guys that have enough talent to assist people looking for plumbing supplies in home depot make great QBs that stabilize the position for years.

7. Inherited obsession with compiling raw talent on defense because you think that's the way no.1 defenses are built. "NO, we need to go BOWERS, PHIL TAYLOR in the third and then address offense no earlier than the 6th round, and if not Bowers than Patrick Peterson, Nick Fairley, or Patrick Peterson no.1. DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS and and and it starts and ends in the trenches PPLZZ"

8. Vicarious conservatism on the part of their underlying OCD-causing fear of failure. "WHATIFITDOESNTWORKWHATAREWEGOINGTODOWENEEDTOMAKETHESAFEPICKBECAUSEITSTHESAFEPICKANDWEWONTFAILTHATWAYANDWELLENDUPWINNINGIFWEMAKETHESAFEPICKBECAUSETHATSHOWYOUWIN!!"

9. Retarded assumption that all good QBs are genuflecting cub scout leaders with the personality of a washboard. "This guy's got some charisma. No way we should draft him he's gonna whip his dick out on the field and give one of the topcats a roman war helmet"

10. Infatuation with picking lesser talented QBs in the middle-late rounds and then bringing up tom brady whenever someone argues the infeasibility of a QB picked in those rounds becoming successful. "Well you know it's not impossible so we're automatically better off doing it there"

HONORABLE MENTION

"Because he looks like Jamarcus in physical form"- yes, people actually think this is a good point

"because he's black"- Now I agree with everyone that thinks KT is stupid because he thinks anybody who disagrees with him is a racist by default and fires his prejudiced sticker gun at someone whenever they make a good point about not wanting a QB who happens to be black, but hunt and peck and you'll see some people inadvertently post racist bullpoo about Cam

"he had a bad combine that doesn't look good"- If he had a good combine they'd say "pffffftt, it's just the combine it really doesn't matter this one player i'm bringing up that had a good combine and became a bust also had a good combine so there"

Some people will suggest the "smoke screen" argument, but that usually comes as a propaganda push after they've given their reasoning. They could be making a smoke screen, or they could actually be genuinely interested in the guy because they're not anonymous recluses who've had only one moment in their life they worked hard on something which was when they built their C3PO suit for the Star Wars con.

and now cut to ronnie

/OP

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[C47]

God these threads are fuging stupid....how about this....he can't make all the NFL throws consistently....