Would you rather

[Happy Panther]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/reader-email-would-you-rather/

KFC,

I need your professional opinion fella. I got an itch that my dippoo friends just can’t scratch. A question of a thousand truths that many are too afraid to touch. An answer that’s capable of revealing ones soul…

Option 1: You’re married to Jennifer Aniston. You get Aniston’s money. Get to strut your poo around on the red carpet like it’s just another Tuesday. She prances around your house in those little bikini’s she’s so fond of. You get the prestige of being her husband and the envy of every man in town. However, any time you two go to fornicate (hot sweaty sex) she magically turns into Mangold’s sister.

Or

Option 2: You’re married to Mangolds sister. You have whatever money she earns from her female Iron Man competitions. You get the haunting pleasure of waking up next to that succulent piece of ass every morning. You’re known around town as the guy who’s married to Mangold’s sister. Your friends, family and co-workers constantly question your sanity. But, just as before, every time you go to slam your portly wife, she goes and turns into Jen Aniston.

You must choose ONE of the aforementioned options. Divorce isn’t an option. No one knows of this Shrek- to- Fiona- like swap, nor will they ever find out.

Yours in the struggle,

Peter

(Editor’s Note: I’m adding the caveat that you cannot cheat and sleep with other women. This was not a part of Peter’s initial question but its too easy of a loophole)

Tough one

[AppStatePanther]

masturbation

[Razzy]

Easy. No one will know she turns into a beast in the bedroom, and I'd rather have the money and trophy wife for the other 95% of my daily life.

[Hawk]

I'd rather not waste my time on reading stupid poo like this everytime I come to the lounge...bant, forever!

[RedMage138]

I'd rather not waste my time on reading stupid poo like this everytime I come to the lounge...bant, forever!

[Skew]

Can I add the poll option:

"I had to Google Mangolds sister"?

[jasonluckydog]

option 1

option 2

[jasonluckydog]

I'm going to help this thread

[jasonluckydog]

[House]

Blowjobs aren't sex. Marry Aniston and love some hot ass bj's.

[zebrainz]

Simple question. Who's on top? This will seriously impact my decision.