I told you *****, I didn't want a mini van!

[charlotte49er]

Calif. woman survives 35-mile ride on minivan hood!

http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/9024/36088325/Calif_woman_survives_35-mile_ride_on_minivan_hood

MANTECA, Calif. — The woman desperately gripped a windshield wiper blade, her body splayed across the hood of the minivan as it raced down a Northern California freeway in the middle of the night, reaching 100 mph, witnesses said.

With the temperature hovering in the low 30s, Christopher Michael Carroll drove 35 miles from Manteca to nearby Pleasanton on Saturday with his wife clinging to the hood, prompting 911 calls from at least two alarmed witnesses, police said.

[PeteRozelle]

Thats F*ucked up... but funny as hell at the same time...

[Purity-Control]

I get hassled by the CHP every time I drive 5-10mph over the speed limit

But this C*ck sucker can do 100 in a minivan down the 205 with a screaming bitch on his hood and it takes others to alert the cops.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[Darth Biscuit]

I always make my wife ride on the hood... less noise in the car.