"That's what she said" moments at work.

[cdandi1]

My roomate during a bobcats game..."Man, what I would do for a big man..."

[Cat]

My roomate during a bobcats game..."Man, what I would do for a big man..."

I'm totally with your roommate on that one.

[boo7382]

I'm totally with your roommate on that one.

tryin to say something about your hubby?;)

[TheRealDeal]

Speaking of Bobcats, I need to dig up the thread where KT was telling me how they were a much superior organization to the Panthers because they had a certain colored owner and were committed to winning, unlike the Panthers.

[YoungPanthers89]

while doing math

"I remember doing this by hand"

[lightsout]

One of my professors: "I felt it vibrate in my pants, sorry" (referring to his phone)

Oh my...the tears of everybody in the room.

[Hawk]

I once was in a big meeting with a bunch of high level executives defending my team on a bunch of different topics. One woman kept giving us poo for missing a chemical delivery and that there was going to be lots of issues because we'd soon run out and she wouldn't listen to me when I kept telling her the truck had indeed arrived and we offloaded it as scheduled etc.....finally I looked at her and said...you go out there and look, I bet it's full to the nuts....needless to say, she didn't see the funny in that!!!

[TarPanther9180]

Lady I work with just said, "He's coming any second now"

[lightsout]

Lady I work with just said, "He's coming any second now"

If you didn't say, "you gotta make him come faster!" then you are doing it wrong.

[cdandi1]

My roomate is full of these jokes.

Last week he was destroying Subway's any sub is a $5 footlong to finish out the month of FEB...and he is a soccer player..so one night after dinner I asked him if he was ready for our game later that evening and he said..

"I can't run with a footlong in me"

[Zcustom]

We do the TWSS thing all the time.

what's really fun is to replace the word office with orifice for the day.

"Come into my orifice" or "I need to get in her orifice"

[PanthaSan]

I don't get to have fun like that unless I wander around the complex....

[Zcustom]

hey panthasan,

I need to see you in my orifice

[PanthaSan]

:lol:

That's what she said......

Thanks Z!