Sex

[The Saltman]

penises dont count

[Dpantherman]

Your mom has a penis?! damnit i knew there was something strange going on down there

[Guest]

It was awkward, I fumbled around, finally got it in, then I came in about two pumps.

My first time wasn't much better either.

[Boltergeist]

:sad:

she even said she had a dream about having sex with me in K-mart.....

wait a minute maybe that is worse?

there's a bad blue light special joke here

[Ja Rhule]

Hell yeah I remember it...

How can I forget the "Wrong Hole!!!!" scream...

[pstall]

not awkward at all. in fact it was hollywood magical time.

[Kettle]

I tried a non lubricated condom the first time. I still remember the pain of trying to get it off.

[dimbee]

My first time was without a condom and I remember being scared shitless for quite a while after

[SorthNarolina]

The first time it was actually pretty good for a first time. The absolute worst of the early sex career was I tried it on the floor. It's as terrible as the kitchen counter is wonderful. I'm not doing that again unless the chick begs and she knows from previous encounters I'm not a total goofball.

Being 6'6" it took a while to find a good position as well. It was difficult to get the girl high enough for the missonary variants and such. You can't get to the g-spot because you are always higher than she is so you can't get a good angle to reach it at least with your member. Eventually I got to hanging my left leg off the bed which allowed me to position myself low enough for a satisfying experience. That's pretty much my main position nowadays.

[SorthNarolina]

It's really difficult to describe this problem without sounding like bragging, but the regular sized condoms were leaving a thick indention at the base of the shaft. It really became uncomfterable but I didn't know any better since it was the first time using condoms. My GF at the time bought me magnums and it was way more comfortable.

I'm not slinging dick or anything I'm just slightly above average I guess according to that penis chart.

[GritsRgreat]

i've yet to use a condom.....

[Cat]

So awkward

I do not recommend having sex for the first time on your wedding night. We came close so many times before and it would have been awesome and in the moment. But like a good little girl I waited for our wedding night. We were both tired, it felt forced/ required and it was weird cause i was just hanging out with all our families and then we get in a limo to go have sex. Weird

edit* not to mention i was in this huge gown that was beautiful but it was kind of hard to make getting out of that thing sexy

[YourMomsLover]

My first time was in the backrow at the movie theatre during Moulon Rouge (sp?)

[Hawk]

Salty...were you giving or receiving?!!!

and ya...first time was pretty damn awkward! Funny timing for this thread as I was thinking about my first girlfriend today while I was travelling to Texas. Her parents live pretty close to where I am for the week!!!! Maybe I should stop in and let them know what I did to their daughter for about 14 months when we were younger?