Stinky Neighbor

[ThaJackal]

I have a neighbor (lives below me) that likes to cook stuff that fuggin reeks. I come in tonight and it fuggin smells like vomit (not kidding). I am at my wits end. Does anyone have any suggestions as to killing this sumbitches putrid stench. The smell is pissing me off so bad right now that I can hardly stand it. I want to cook something that stinks here, but smell probably won't travel down. Maybe some dog s h i t on his front and back door? Suggestions - maybe some of you have dealt with the same problem.

[Carolina Mike II]

I had the same issue with a couple that had moved in from Louisianian (years ago) when I lived in an apartment. They liked making Chitlins (smelled like SHITLINS). I actually talked with them about it and they were nice enough to only make it once a week not the three times a week as before. I got LUCKY as he was in the US Army and was moved shortly after arriving.

[ThaJackal]

I had the same issue with a couple that had moved in from Louisianian (years ago) when I lived in an apartment. They liked making Chitlins (smelled like pooLINS). I actually talked with them about it and they were nice enough to only make it once a week not the three times a week as before. I got LUCKY as he was in the US Army and was moved shortly after arriving.

Chitlins?!?!? Dayum! Now at least I know that someone feels my pain. I never have had the pleasure of smelling chitlins but from what I hear, it is turrible. Now this guy is using a shitload of curry and cats h i t from what I can tell. Makes me want to vomit, but at least it is not chitlins. I have to admit, sometimes it is not so bad, but sometimes it will knock a fly off a s h i twagon.

[hepcat]

dress up in a mickey mouse costume, sh!t your pants, and run around in front of your neighbors windows with a chainsaw.

[Matt Foley]

dress up in a mickey mouse costume, sh!t your pants, and run around in front of your neighbors windows with a chainsaw.

Meh, that's not even that unusual any more

[mmmbeans]

you could cook something that smells good?

[Ja Rhule]

Gas mask.

[Hawk]

probably shouldn't do the dog poo on the door thing...he'll probably cook that too

[Jangler]

Bet that poo tastes good. Invite yourself to dinner and find out.

[bredy087]

I had a neighbor that used to put his giant weed stash in the utility closet that supplied all the pipes to the building. Needless to say we all smelled it, glad it wasn't no chitlins.

[neverlosethefeeling]

I had a neighbor that used to put his giant weed stash in the utility closet that supplied all the pipes to the building. Needless to say we all smelled it, glad it wasn't no chitlins.

If any/everyone had access to this closet, that = best. neighbor. evar.

[Darth Urious]

sounds like kimchi

[mmmbeans]

what does kimchi sound like?

[Jangler]