Another Poopin' story by Hotsauce...

[Hotsauce]

So most of you on here know that I travel quite often for work. This means that I don't have the luxury of poopin' from home often. So I am forced to use a lot of public restrooms.

With that said, today I have Qboda for lunch (amazing Southwestern-Mexi place). I got the mexican Gumbo (like spicy chile) and a bean burrito. 1pm comes around and I got to go! So I head to a hotel, to do my business. I usually wait until I find the best place to do my business, but this was the closest thing.

I get into the 1 stale / 1 urinal restroom and thankfully no one has occupied the stall. Even though I really had to poop very badly, I still took the time to properly clean the seat. For my cleaning ritual, I don't use TP to clean with, I use paper towels. This toilet seat in particular was very nasty. Some a-hole pissed all over it! (That makes me so mad!).

So, I get a handful of papertowels and I clean the hell out of the seat. I do not typically throw the paper towels in the bowl and flush, because that may clog it (which I sometimes need all the help I can get to avoid clogging the pipes!). I leave the stall, and go throw the papertowels in the garbage, and just as soon as I get to the trashcan, an old guy comes in, and bee-lines it directly to the fresh, CLEAN stall that I just spent all this time cleaning!!!!

He bolts the door, and begins his business. So I went out to wait it out in the lobby. I literally thought that I was going to poo myself.

[PanthaSan]

Shoulda just drug him off the seat and whupped him to set an example...

[Guest]

Shoulda used Three Point Stance.

rookie.

:)

[TarPanther9180]

Just throw the dirty paper towels in the floor

[Jangler]

was it really clean or did it only look clean?

[CLTPanther]

Should have went back into the stall and pulled your pants down pretending not to notice him

[car5nc]

I believe this situation called for the ol' urinal deuce....

[Panthro]

Just leave it on the floor. do your business. throw away. wash hands.

[SorthNarolina]

lol poop is hilarious I'm almost ashamed at how hard it makes me laugh.

[Zcustom]

I can't believe you didn't say something. I woulda been like "wait up gramps, I didn't just clean that nasty ass stall for your liver spotted ass!"

[Panthro]

The toilet at my new job has a high water table and my balls keep plopping around in it. Not awesome.

[The Saltman]

u got a new job? bout freakin time

[Panthro]

I'm more afraid of the turd bumping my bosack

[LifeisaGarden]

The toilet at my new job has a high water table and my balls keep plopping around in it. Not awesome.

You should be able to fix that just as long as it has an accessible tank.