Dear Apple, I am your minion.

[PantherBrew]

So this weekend I was hanging with my bud, annnndddd I spilled his homebrewed honey porter on my macbook that is 1.1 years old. I.E. 0.1 years over the warrenty (not that it covers liquid damage.)

I went to the Apple Store, and I told them the truth about what happened. They said it is a flat rate of $755 to get liquid damage fixed.

I hinted that I was a grad student and I probs couldn't afford it. Then the girl said they would make an exception, cause I was honest and it was the 1st problem I have had, and they said they would give me a "free pass" and fix it for FREE!!!!!!!!.

So they are gonna fix it for $0, and it is not even under any type of warrenty.

I love you, Apple.

[dimbee]

That's pretty awesome. Very good on em!

[Liminy]

Apple is teh Satan

[PantherBrew]

a facebook discussion between me and my friend. lol. He is a douche.

Bruce Costner STATUS

Dear Apple, I am now you lifelong, humble servant.

-Love grateful customer.

12 hours ago · Friends Only · LikeUnlike · ·

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Mark you and every other liberal democrat

11 hours ago · LikeUnlike ·

Bruce Costner well, I spilled 12 oz of honey porter on my keyboard and pretty much fried the thing. My warranty expired 3 weeks ago, and it was going to cost me $755 to get it fixed. Apple gave me a free pass and is fixing it for free. Btw, hows your ipod treating you, pelosi? #hypocrisy ;-)

11 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Mark yeah you would like a company that gives stuff away and doesn't honor their contractual relationships. #socialism

8 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Bruce Costner It was actually charity, and Capitalism promotes charitable actions. The government didn't force Apple to fix it for free. Furthermore, I didn't sign a contract that disallows them from fixing the computer for free. As of January, there was no contract, or obligations. #MarkFail

8 hours ago · Like

[dimbee]

Your friend's a douche :D

[PantherBrew]

Your friend's a douche :D

He is also a genius, which makes hims a double douche.

annnnnnnnnnd, he is also a legitimate, life long Packers fan, which makes him a Triple Douche.

[dimbee]

He is also a genius, which makes hims a double douche.

annnnnnnnnnd, he is also a legitimate, life long Packers fan, which makes him a Triple Douche.

:mad:

[PantherBrew]

:mad:

sry. :frown5: