Gayest thing your GF/wife made you do

[boo7382]

So you're wearing tights, and the only thing people who have started to lose their eyesight noticed was your legs?

I think it has leg holes doesnt it?

[pstall]

So you're wearing tights, and the only thing people who have started to lose their eyesight noticed was your legs?

they were in public. :D

[Kitten Diver]

Buy tickets to a Hall & Oates concert back in 80's :(

and what in the fug is wrong with that?

[Kyle82]

and what in the fug is wrong with that?

Then she wanted to go see Culture Club.....couldn't get tickets for that though :hurray:

[Matt Foley]

When I first moved to Charlotte I rented out an attic apartment above this yuppie couple in Dilworth. She was a sssssmokin' hot Asian/American chick with huge toyotas and she would drag me to the mall with her almost every weekend. I didn't mind because I didn't know a lot of people in Charlotte yet and hadn't discovered match.com. She'd try on sexy outfits and ask me what I thought, etc. We'd work out together at the Dowd Y, with her in skimpy clothes. I'm going to have to fap if I keep typing this stuff. Anyway, after a few trips to the mall I realized my role....I was substituting for the "gay male friend" as hubby went out and played golf/watched NASCAR/worked on his corvette. This girl never crossed any lines with me, which I'm okay with because I was friends with the hubby, too, but right before I moved in I googled her name and someone was using it in a cheerleading porn story. So needless to say I still wonder what she looks like naked.

[mmmbeans]

toyotas?

[Epistaxis]

I guess they could have been Hyundais depending on national origin.

[C47]

Kias or Daihatsus IMO...

[Matt Foley]

Like toyotas, they were paid for. And I'm pretty sure they got good mileage.

[LifeisaGarden]

Tampons are great for plugging bullet holes to stop bleeding. Think about that the next time you need to buy tampons for the wife.

Dan's never bought them for me only because I've never asked him to. He'd probably come home with the wrong thing and that wouldn't be a good thing especially if I needed them.

[Hawk]

<<< can honestly say I have never bought tampons or similar female needs. I've been asked, but said no and she knows not to ask anymore

[TarPanther9180]

I have purposely got the wrong kind before so I wouldn't have to get them again.

[theedaddy]

make me ask for bjs...

[CLTPanther]

I have purposely got the wrong kind before so I wouldn't have to get them again.

Ha, I cut the grass wrong 3 times in a row when I was a teenager so my parents would stop asking me to do it.