Gayest thing your GF/wife made you do

[Epistaxis]

Buying tampons...who hasn't? I was going for the dumb shows you have sat through/plays you have attended type of thing. Didn't mean to offend anybody.

You didn't offend anybody meaty.

I have always wondered why that old gem remains a tough thing for some guys.

As if they could be used for some ghey purpose for you?

Like what, ass leakage or something?

I don't get it.

You are obviously buying a product for a woman that you love and care for.

The cavemen should be so lucky.

I could see it if you were buying enormous high heeled shoes and stockings/garters at the discount store.....:D

[Kitten Diver]

Read what bleys said....it is very true.....

I have a gf. I have been asked to buy feminine products and truth be told I have bought them, but I always go through the self check out.

My comment was more of a joke than a "serious" statement

[boo7382]

You didn't offend anybody meaty.

I have always wondered why that old gem remains a tough thing for some guys.

As if they could be used for some ghey purpose for you?

Like what, ass leakage or something?

I don't get it.

You are obviously buying a product for a woman that you love and care for.

The cavemen should be so lucky.

I could see it if you were buying enormous high heeled shoes and stockings/garters at the discount store.....:D

or vagisil. you dont wanna be caught buying vagisil.

[C47]

or vagisil. you dont wanna be caught buying vagisil.

lulz....

[Kitten Diver]

or vagisil. you dont wanna be caught buying vagisil.

or herpes meds...

[Epistaxis]

I remember being embarassed buying a rubber at 17.

As if I needed that.

And the required keep it in your wallet until it leaves the round impression in the leather.

That just screams adolescent desperation and dorkiness.

Guilty as charged, and I didn't need any help from the wife/gf/lady making myself look like a fool then.

[88 Bronco]

nice to see so many of you in touch with your feminine sides...I'm proud to say I wear the pants in my family...so she does all my gay things for me....errrrr....wait

Pegging!

Yea I don't find buying tampons that embarrassing. It's just one of those things a wife needs....

I bought some plugs for the wife a while back and some guy stared at me. I looked at him and shouted,"They are great for nose bleeds!" Yeah I so few insecurities so buying plugs and patches, holder her purse, or aimlessly meandering around the mall are just hazards of being married. You can bet your ass though that if I have to spend too long at the mall, I make her go to the parts store for me.

[Jase]

Pegging!

I don't want to know what this is.

Okay, maybe I do.

[Zcustom]

you already do

[88 Bronco]

I don't want to know what this is.

Okay, maybe I do.

I hope she's not too rough. Unless you prefer that

[pstall]

buying fem products is EASY compared to what i had to do once.

when we first got married, wife worked for a marketing firm. being the dashing man that i am she said they needed a guy to promote some products for them because they were swamped.

sure i said as i tossed back my flowing locks. there was a catch though. I was to dress up as an Oreo Cookie.

Yep. Big cookie outfit with white TIGHTS. I mean you could tell my religion from these things. So there I was, walking around all the fancy Harris Teeter's in the greater Charlotte area. All the cougars and grandmother's commenting on how nice the cookie's legs were.

The fun part was taking a break and having to realize that when I sat down magical things happened.

I'm still married to her. sheesh

[C47]

Pegging!

I bought some plugs for the wife a while back and some guy stared at me. I looked at him and shouted,"They are great for nose bleeds!" Yeah I so few insecurities so buying plugs and patches, holder her purse, or aimlessly meandering around the mall are just hazards of being married. You can bet your ass though that if I have to spend too long at the mall, I make her go to the parts store for me.

[Kyle82]

Buy tickets to a Hall & Oates concert back in 80's :(

[88 Bronco]

buying fem products is EASY compared to what i had to do once.

when we first got married, wife worked for a marketing firm. being the dashing man that i am she said they needed a guy to promote some products for them because they were swamped.

sure i said as i tossed back my flowing locks. there was a catch though. I was to dress up as an Oreo Cookie.

Yep. Big cookie outfit with white TIGHTS. I mean you could tell my religion from these things. So there I was, walking around all the fancy Harris Teeter's in the greater Charlotte area. All the cougars and grandmother's commenting on how nice the cookie's legs were.

The fun part was taking a break and having to realize that when I sat down magical things happened.

I'm still married to her. sheesh

So you're wearing tights, and the only thing people who have started to lose their eyesight noticed was your legs?