Hey guys look at my micro weiner pic!!

[SmootsDaddy89]

Why would you keep a picture of your own junk on your phone? In case you forget what it looks like?

Well like I said, I usually do delete them as soon as I send them. Apparently I forgot one.

Or I purposefully left it on my phone in hopes my co-worker would inadvertently see it, which if she were grossed out, she could report me to my manager for sexual harassment, because I'm a risk taker. All because I wanted her to stroke my ego. If you believe boo

[boo7382]

I genuinely, sincerely hate you.

you too

[Epistaxis]

My brother sent me a pic of his best porcelain boa.

W

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[Kettle]

is she hot? could be your in

[SmootsDaddy89]

you too

I'm going to ask her tomorrow and rub her answer in your face.

***.

Unless it's not what I want to hear. Then I'll just lie to you.

[SmootsDaddy89]

is she hot? could be your in

She's decent. I'd let her polish the my pole or however the kids say it now.

[boo7382]

I'm going to ask her tomorrow and rub her answer in your face.

***.

Unless it's not what I want to hear. Then I'll just lie to you.

I have to admit, I do love men, so I guess that makes me a ***. In that case, ur a huge dyke.

Why are you going to ask her? So you can continue to talk to her about your dick and see if you can gauge her reaction on whether she thinks its big or not?

[SmootsDaddy89]

I have to admit, I do love men, so I guess that makes me a ***. In that case, ur a huge dyke.

Why are you going to ask her? So you can continue to talk to her about your dick and see if you can gauge her reaction on whether she thinks its big or not?

Why else would I talk to a woman?

[SmootsDaddy89]

Unless I wanted a sandwich or something.

[boo7382]

Why else would I talk to a woman?

So, every time you talk to girls, you show them a picture of your dick and see if you can gauge their reaction?

Basically, you get a lot of laughs?

[Mr. Scot]

Can't say that I've ever met a girl who thought "hey here's a picture of my *******" was an effective flirting method.

[TarPanther9180]

Can't say that I've ever met a girl who thought "hey here's a picture of my *******" was an effective flirting method.

Well, obviously you are meeting the wrong kind of girls

[Mr. Scot]

Well, obviously you are meeting the wrong kind of girls

Or the right kind

[Darth Biscuit]

Can't say that I've ever met a girl who thought "hey here's a picture of my *******" was an effective flirting method.

Those girls all live in Leland... aaaaand, full circle.