Hey guys look at my micro weiner pic!!

[Hawk]

so if you had POV porn on your device...you'd rather it be another man?

As opposed to a picture of someone else's? :eek:

<<<<<< smart enough to take pics of self pron without getting my own junk in the picture!!!

but if some of you like looking at the dix....so be it

[Kettle]

i've been looking at my own for a long time. it doesn't bother me at all. especially when its in a set of lips.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I like looking at my own. I guess I'm just that obsessed with myself.

[GentlemanJack]

I have a app on my droid phone called "vaulty free" that you can store your private pics in. You need a password to open the app. works well for private pics my wife sends me.

[neverlosethefeeling]

In high school I was out to lunch w/ my girlfriend at the time and 2 other friends. One of my friends grabs my phone, tries to go thru my contacts but hit's the picture album button. It was one of those Razr's where they are opposite each other... so I guess it's an easy mistake to make.

Anywho, of course I've got like 5 or 6 pictures of my girlfriend (who is sitting at the table) on my phone and things got really awkward really fast.

And this may be f'd up but IDC. I was calling myself on my roommate's phone when I lost mine somewhere in our apartment. He goes to smoke a cig and I found the nude pics of his ex-girlfriend he told me like 100 times he had on his phone but never would show me.

Sooo... I sent them to myself.

And for both of the reasons above... I never let anyone touch my phone.

[Mr. Scot]

<<<<<< smart enough to take pics of self pron without getting my own junk in the picture!!!

but if some of you like looking at the dix....so be it

Don't spend any time looking at my own or anyone else's. Nor do I talk to it, and it doesn't have a name (though I know some guys do).

Genitals, both male and female, are functional, but they are not pretty or pleasing to look at.

[bleys]

So I was on break at work and this girl I work with wanted to look through my phone, so I let her. I thought I had deleted all the bad pictures of me from it, but then I heard an "OH MY GOD" and she put the phone down.

Honestly though, I think that's what she was looking for. Why else would you go through the pictures on a dude's phone SERIOUSLY.

"Oh I bet he has tons of cute pictures of his puppy on here!"

one hell of an ice-breaker.. you deserve rep..

[Raskle]

So, have you asked her the most important question?

"Can you save me some time and tell me which folder yours in under when I look?"

[Matt Foley]

1. SmootsDaddy is a genius. SHE ASKED TO GO THROUGH IT. That alone is reason enough to have that pic in there. I bet he bags this chick within a month.

2. True story...dude in Mauldin, SC has pics of his wife on his phone, and gives his cell phone to the home repairs guy to use and goes off to the bathroom. Home repair guy sees his wife's nude pics on there and sends them to himself, then later gets arrested.

[Skew]

It's either a subconscious or conscious attempt to show someone his junk. Either way, it's sad if that's the best his game is.

[Dpantherman]

Well I assume she didn't like what she saw since you didn't tap it.

[cookinbrak]

I smell a sexual harassment dismissal.

[Miaoww]

Totally planned and totally lame.

[Matt Foley]

It's either a subconscious or conscious attempt to show someone his junk. Either way, it's sad if that's the best his game is.

Why do you have to assume it's his best game? He probably has titty pics on there, too, and had his own junk on there just so he could trade while at work. Bottom line...she asked to go through his phone (you guys make her out to be innocent in all of this) and she is still talking to him afterward. I bet he tags it soon.