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Peppers90 NC

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Possibly my left, fully functioning testicle if the Panthers trade out of the first pick. Just tired of seeing people suggest it like it happens every day. I know it wouldnt be the first time, I just cant see it happening. No one in the top 10 necessarily needs to move up, and if they did move up 5 or 6 positions, you think anyone would give up their top 10 2nd round to do it as well.

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Well...then you'd only have one nut...why would you ever want that?

I wouldnt but not the point. Just saying the probability is very low. Not that trading out is a bad idea, I kinda wish it would happen. But noone inside the top 10 is gonna offer their 2nd for the position, and we need to be in the top 10, we deserved it.

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You know what I always wondered about those statements....why does everyone who say that actually think one of their testicles is really worth anything to anyone?

How did that get started anyway? We can't implant human testicles, can we? Not to mention, they no longer function once you cut them so you sir, are false advertising!

Keep it!

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You know what I always wondered about those statements....why does everyone who say that actually think one of their testicles is really worth anything to anyone?

How did that get started anyway? We can't implant human testicles, can we? Not to mention, they no longer function once you cut them so you sir, are false advertising!

Keep it!

Hey, I've noticed guys on this board itself that act like they have no testicles, so they would gladly take my offer. Obviously Im not gonna cough one up if did flukely get out of the first pick and gain other picks, I just put it at 1% chance of happening. Every thread has about 20 suggestions saying we can trade out of the spot and get a 2nd or 3rd rounder... it just isnt that easy folks.

Yes false advertising... or the ole bait and switch!!

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You know what I always wondered about those statements....why does everyone who say that actually think one of their testicles is really worth anything to anyone?

How did that get started anyway? We can't implant human testicles, can we? Not to mention, they no longer function once you cut them so you sir, are false advertising!

Keep it!

you just blew my mind... i will never say that "cliche" again

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PantherFanForLife: I heard Duke hospital will buy one of your testicles for research for around $25,000.

No poo! fug.....does one even really need two? Doesn't affect balance or anything like ears do....do they?

PS: Love the censoring here LOL. It's fun just typing in different cuss words, then clicking submit just to see the surprise! "I'll shove my pipi in your chocolate doughnut if you don't kindly close your mouth! Female CA-NINE!"

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Hey, I've noticed guys on this board itself that act like they have no testicles, so they would gladly take my offer. Obviously Im not gonna cough one up if did flukely get out of the first pick and gain other picks, I just put it at 1% chance of happening. Every thread has about 20 suggestions saying we can trade out of the spot and get a 2nd or 3rd rounder... it just isnt that easy folks.

Yes false advertising... or the ole bait and switch!!

But it's easier to give up a testicle?

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