Female Behavior Forum, Session One: Covering the Boobs.

[Hawk]

hahahahaha...that was moose bleys...I can't handle elk.....YET!

[Matt Foley]

When a woman covers up in front of me, I ask "Do you believe in the hereafter?" Calms her down, lets her know that I'm religious. She'll typically say "Why yes. Yes, I do." Then I say "Then you know what I'm here after" and make a grab for those tittays.

[bleys]

hahahahaha...that was moose bleys...I can't handle elk.....YET!

why's it always gotta be about moose? you're so prejudice!

Yeah i hate it when they cover up. I'm like, "hey girl if you're not getting naked wtf are you doing in the changing room"?

that's some funny Ish

[Mr. Scot]

There are times when I swear women have radar.

My college friends and noticed we could be looking in the direction of a lady - not necessarily even checking her out - and she'd be turned completely away or looking in another direction. Then all of a sudden she'd turn and be looking dead at us and we'd have to find a way to look inconspicuous

(still holds true to this day)

[Kitten Diver]

There are times when I swear women have radar.

My college friends and noticed we could be looking in the direction of a lady - not necessarily even checking her out - and she'd be turned completely away or looking in another direction. Then all of a sudden she'd turn and be looking dead at us and we'd have to find a way to look inconspicuous

(still holds true to this day)

be sure when she does look give her the Chaz Reinhold fug pump and she's yours.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Don't those women know you're too busy doing science to stare at their tits?

[Jase]

One time when I was in school, a girls breasts were in the same line of sight as a TI-89. I got caught staring and forever since, I have been mislabeled as a "boob guy".

[The Saltman]

Gtfo bitch.

[Guest]

I've always been a leg guy. In third grade my teacher caught me looking up her mini-skirt.

[bleys]

There are times when I swear women have radar.

My college friends and noticed we could be looking in the direction of a lady - not necessarily even checking her out - and she'd be turned completely away or looking in another direction. Then all of a sudden she'd turn and be looking dead at us and we'd have to find a way to look inconspicuous

(still holds true to this day)

I have absolutely no doubt women have radar...

[Jase]

I have also noticed the this is almost exclusively a B and C cup phenomenon. The As and the D pluses don't seem to bother.

[Kitten Diver]

I have also noticed the this is almost exclusively a B and C cup phenomenon. The As and the D pluses don't seem to bother.

The A's know you can't be looking at their tots and the D+ are usually heavy girls that like any attention they can get.

[Darth Biscuit]

My wife has D's and she's not heavy... and she is very conscious of hers... as in self-conscious... rarely does she display cleavage.

[Jase]

ditto biscuit