Man Seels Police protection from Sex Craved Wife

[carolinaAl]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01/26/man-seeks-protection-sex-crazed-wife-germany/?test=latestnews

:eek:

[Darth Biscuit]

I hope she's ugly, else that is the gayest fuger ever.

[Jase]

been there.

[Hawk]

just came in to see if I could find out what the hell seels means!

oddly enough, I googled it and found this...

seel [siːl]

vb (tr)

1. (Individual Sports & Recreations / Falconry) to sew up the eyelids of a falcon so as to render it quiet and tame

[PanthaSan]

I am there...

[Epistaxis]

Sex craved and wife in same sentence.

Brain is...struggling.....to put those words together.....

Nope, sorry, still makes no sense.

Unless he aint the husband.

[j2sgam]

What a douche... My wife keeps telling me Im running out her taking one for the team...

[Darth Biscuit]

Sex craved and wife in same sentence.

Brain is...struggling.....to put those words together.....

Nope, sorry, still makes no sense.

Unless he aint the husband.

Rep for this man... Hahahaha.... Correct he is... that is an oxymoron.

[Zcustom]

ya'll married the wrong women

<<<<breaking all marriage stereotypes

[Darth Biscuit]

ya'll married the wrong women

<<<<breaking all marriage stereotypes

I would like to plead the fifth sir.

:leaving:

[Epistaxis]

The more I read the thread title the more it annoys me.

Sex starved or sex craving would make more sense.

wot?

[Hawk]

ya'll married the wrong women

<<<<breaking all marriage stereotypes

yup! and too many people didn't train each other right early in the relationship either

[boo7382]

just came in to see if I could find out what the hell seels means!

oddly enough, I googled it and found this...

seel [siːl]

vb (tr)

1. (Individual Sports & Recreations / Falconry) to sew up the eyelids of a falcon so as to render it quiet and tame

this

[PanthaSan]

Pimp her out. She get's it, he sleeps.

Win, win, baby...