Peyton Manning Attempts To Kill Jay Cutler...

[Jbro]

Peyton Manning threw Jay Cutler's diabetes monitor in the pool

By MJD

And then, for extra laughs, Peyton drove around to various nursing homes in the Honolulu area, unplugging oxygen machines and slathering canes and walkers in Crisco.

I kid, I kid. Peyton doesn't have any hatred of the elderly or disease-ridden. As it turns out, he destroyed Jay Cutler's blood sugar monitor (Cutler's a type 1 diabetic) by mistake. As part of all the zany Pro Bowl hijinx, Peyton meant to throw Cutler's cell phone in the pool as a part of some Pro Bowl rookie initiation.

Here's how it went down, courtesy of the Denver Post:

The gang of Pro Bowl football players had been gathered around the tables, swapping stories, when suddenly the Broncos' quarterback had 300-pound Nick Mangold pushing from one side, 310-pound Kris Dielman holding the other and his cell phone swindled into the hands of a coy Peyton Manning.

Cutler's radar had gone up, but he never had a chance.

Splash!

"We gave him a Pro Bowl baptism," said Dielman, the star offensive guard of the rival San Diego Chargers.

Great fun. Big laughs. There was just one problem. Cutler is a Type 1 diabetic, and in his pocket was his blood-sugar monitor.

"That was a prank where I thought we were smart enough to get the cellphone out of his pocket," Dielman said. "But then, 'Oops.' "

Oops indeed. In their defense, though, some blood sugar monitors do look slightly cell-phone-esque.

Fortunately, Cutler took it all in stride and was able to make a few calls and get a new monitor quickly. If I was him, I would have started faking stomach cramps and pretending to lose my eyesight, while screaming that I could die without my monitor. But that's just me, and I like to teach people lessons that will stick for a lifetime.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Peyton-Manning-threw-Jay-Cutler-s-blood-sugar-mo?urn=nfl,139247

[Skew]

No big deal really. You can get a replacement at any drug store. And with the rebates offered, they practile give them away.

[Jbro]

Thanks for killing the drama asshole.

[Jangler]

Wow! Cutler has diabetes? I hadn't heard.

[Darth Hater]

Peyton should throw himself in the pool while wearing cement shoes.

[bubbadawg]

on a side note, employees of the Patriots were seen taping the activities from a 4th floor balcony. The New England organization has denid any knowledge of the incident.

[Boltergeist]

And Philip Rivers was seen yelling "Attababy!" and waving.

[Mr. Scot]

Someone should check to see whether money changed hands between Rivers and Manning.

(and if anyone asks, you can just say it was an accident)

[Fireball77]

And Philip Rivers was seen yelling "Attababy!" and waving.

Hmmmm...maybe Rivers bowed out of the PB purposely...thereby making it less suspicious...maybe he put Manning up to it...