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New Letter from the Panthers to PSL holders

Happy Panther

By Happy Panther,
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Happy Panther

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1) we are super duper excited and look on with great anticipation to our awesome new coach and super exciting times because we have the number one pick! SUPER AWESOME. Plus a few more cliches.

2) the CBA expires March 4 and there has been no progress. get ready for a lockout

3) Your PSL bill is coming soon. Since the Lockout is happening we will let you know if and how refunds work. Please pay promptly.

4) Want to restate how super duper pumped and excited we are and everyone has tons of awesome energy. We are stronger than ever! YAYA!!! Lockout.

Sincerely

Daniel B Morrison

President

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1) we are super duper excited and look on with great anticipation to our awesome new coach and super exciting times because we have the number one pick! SUPER AWESOME. Plus a few more cliches.

2) the CBA expires March 4 and there has been no progress. get ready for a lockout

3) Your PSL bill is coming soon. Since the Lockout is happening we will let you know if and how refunds work. Please pay promptly.

4) Want to restate how super duper pumped and excited we are and everyone has tons of awesome energy. We are stronger than ever! YAYA!!! Lockout.

Sincerely

Daniel B Morrison

President

Ok... but how do you really feel?

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1) we are super duper excited and look on with great anticipation to our awesome new coach and super exciting times because we have the number one pick! SUPER AWESOME. Plus a few more cliches.

2) the CBA expires March 4 and there has been no progress. get ready for a lockout

3) Your PSL bill is coming soon. Since the Lockout is happening we will let you know if and how refunds work. Please pay promptly.

4) Want to restate how super duper pumped and excited we are and everyone has tons of awesome energy. We are stronger than ever! YAYA!!! Lockout.

Sincerely

Daniel B Morrison

President

I'll restate this for the easily mislead:

1) We really energized since we fuged up and basically took the year off while we tanked last season. But hey! We got a consolation prize from it, the #1 pick!

2) We aren't planning on any football next year, you shouldn't either. You betcha!

3) But we're still going to take your money for a few months and earn interest off of it before we give it back. Suckers!

4) We're pumped because we're going to take a nice long vacation and play some Golf in August! You should too. Oh wait... we have your green fees. Doh!

Laters!

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I'll restate this for the easily mislead:

1) We really energized since we f**ked up and basically took the year off while we tanked last season. But hey! We got a consolation prize from it, the #1 pick!

2) We aren't planning on any football next year, you shouldn't either. You betcha!

3) But we're still going to take your money for a few months and earn interest off of it before we give it back. Suckers!

4) We're pumped because we're going to take a nice long vacation and play some Golf in August! You should too. Oh wait... we have your green fees. Doh!

Laters!

ding!

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