Best of Dave Chappelle

[boo7382]

But, but, the intranetz is series bidnezz?!?!

only the naked ladies and the pron. everything else is LIESLIESLIES!

[theedaddy]

i dont lie....

[TheRealDeal]

2. Scene from "For what it's worth" when he talks about the hobo jerking off on the bus.

See post 5

[TheRealDeal]

"David, we need to talk"

"fug!" Now I don't say that out loud but that's how I feel inside because I know every time we need to talk we need to talk about some poo I need to do.

[TheRealDeal]

Smoking a joint in this one...check it out at 28 seconds

[boo7382]

is wayne brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

[Mayor Qumiby]

Hahaha.. i love the wife swap skit.

" i found your lightsaber"

And the part where he's the white guy and he about to fug the black wife and he says im just going to pull my penis thru the hole in my boxers

[YoungPanthers89]

Come back daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!!

[boo7382]

Hahaha.. i love the wife swap skit.

" i found your lightsaber"

And the part where he's the white guy and he about to fug the black wife and he says im just going to pull my penis thru the hole in my boxers

hahaha I love his white people voice.

Do you mind if I turn off this r&b music, I kinda wanna hear you breathing..

and for the first time in my life, I tasted brown sugar, and not in my oatmeal!

anyways, back to the white people voice:

[Darth Biscuit]

The Wayne Brady one is probably the best one.

[boo7382]

DAMN what a big ol ass.

whats tha mathematics?

can a brotha holla at ya?

yooo brotha

can a brotha holla at ya

are you gay?

i can do a little homosexual

[c0r]

[c0r]

killing them softly is on comedy central tonight at 1am. awesome.

[Dpantherman]

Im going to watch!