Best of Dave Chappelle

[tarheelblue89]

[boo7382]

"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it"

This is for you boo and your thread the other day

If a man could fug a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldnt buy a house!!

oooh, nice porsche, "gotcha bitch!"

The magazines trick the women!

You don't need 100 things to please your man, Suck his ***, play with his balls, and fix him a sandwich and dont talk so much" ahahaha

HAHAHAHA "today pussy plummeted again on the NASDAQ"

[The_Cannon]

"Gun store, liquor store, gun store liquor store where the fug are you taking me!"

[tarheelblue89]

[boo7382]

I forgot how awesome this one is. This is one of my favorites of all time.

"Timeout Chief! Sorry to interrupt but I'm fuging smashed!"

"They gave me my own Teepee to sleep in, which sounds nice. I personally thought it was a little fuged up since they all had houses man. Why can't I sleep with you in the house and watch TV I can't be on this grass all night"

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[tarheelblue89]

[boo7382]

I throw out the chicken line all the time and NO ONE ever knows what im talking about.

I even add in the "Cmoooooon budday, everyone knew, the second you walked in here, that you was gonna have chicken."

I just love how he says "THE CHICKEN!"

[TheRealDeal]

Great idea for a thread Boo. Next time don't wait on a man to take the initiative and do it yourself .

I kid I kid

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Not Dave Chapelle obviously, but somewhat on topic with the stereotypes and stuff.

[boo7382]

Great idea for a thread Boo. Next time don't wait on a man to take the initiative and do it yourself .

I kid I kid

hahaha oh, dont you worry, I am an initiative taker. I was just worried that if I did make it, I wouldnt do any work bc I would be laughing my ass off at Chappelle all day.

Which is exactly whats happening right now.

[TheRealDeal]

Me too. I haven't even looked at my inbox all morning.

[boo7382]

[boo7382]

[PanthaSan]

Great thread!