Best of Dave Chappelle

[TheRealDeal]

Can I get a sticky

[tarheelblue89]

[boo7382]

YESSSS!!!!

[The_Cannon]

"Who said something bout oil bish you cookin? " "Do I need to tell you what the *** you can do with aluminum tubes?"

[TheRealDeal]

"You can't get AIDS from a homeless dude bustin a nut on your forehead!"

[boo7382]

Dammit, Im gonna run outta pie in this thread, I just know it.

Sanction me! Sanction me with your army! Whats that? you dont have an army!?!? o thats right, so maybe you should just shutthefugup!

[The_Cannon]

Dammit, Im gonna run outta pie in this thread, I just know it.

Sanction me! Sanction me with your army! Whats that? you dont have an army!?!? o thats right, so maybe you should just shutthefugup!

"We got Japan sending Playstations, Stankonia is ready to drop bombs over Baghdad"

That is by far my favorite clip from the show it has me in tears every time.

[TheRealDeal]

"We got Japan sending Playstations, Stankonia is ready to drop bombs over Baghdad"

That is by far my favorite clip from the show it has me in tears every time.

"Who the fug said that? Like who? England!"

[boo7382]

[TheRealDeal]

"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it"

This is for you boo and your thread the other day

[The_Cannon]

"Nobody wants to get their ass beat to a sound track"

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

[TheRealDeal]

I forgot how awesome this one is. This is one of my favorites of all time.

"Timeout Chief! Sorry to interrupt but I'm fuging smashed!"

"They gave me my own Teepee to sleep in, which sounds nice. I personally thought it was a little fuged up since they all had houses man. Why can't I sleep with you in the house and watch TV I can't be on this grass all night"

[tarheelblue89]