dammit.

[Zcustom]

I was apologizing in Boo's direction numbnuts and as far as I know I am going to be downtown. I have been trying to talk the old gf into going to tampa that weekend. What with the NCAA's and a couple of St Pats parties I need to attend.

Well let me know if you and the giant ginger are going to be there.

[boo7382]

Another friend of mine works for General Dynamics, and just left for Iraq. He gets to come home every three months or so, and I think he does wish he could find a lady to go out with when he comes home. He is well paid (civilian contractor in Iraq), a good guy, and my sister says he is cute (but she is married), and while he doesn't smoke it, he doesn't mind if the girl does.

So I can hook you up Boo if you so desire.

Meh, not really lookin for a long distance relationship. Would be interested to know what its like to be with a guy in the service tho.

[TarPanther9180]

Meh, not really lookin for a long distance relationship. Would be interested to know what its like to be with a guy in the service tho.

Probably something like this

[Epistaxis]

Land nav and shooting an azimuth doesn't require a dong.

[CLTPanther]

hahahah

[Mvp2014]

So anyways, to re-iterate biscuit's point of bringing the 2 together....

nice.. I have a RooR but its not that big. I cant even smoke outta that thing without planning to hit the couch, too intense

[SmootsDaddy89]

Has anyone made a joke about boo needing to make sammiches if she wants sex?

I hope so.

[Darth Urious]

Has anyone made a joke about boo needing to make sammiches if she wants sex?

I hope so.

You gotta get a new avatar bro...

[Mvp2014]

Probably something like this

haha, thats terrible

[SmootsDaddy89]

Never give up.

NEVER SURRENDER.

[The Saltman]

ya new avatar

[boo7382]

nice.. I have a RooR but its not that big. I cant even smoke outta that thing without planning to hit the couch, too intense

If I set u up with our mutual friend, will you let me come over and smoke out of it? I will talk you up I promise!

Has anyone made a joke about boo needing to make sammiches if she wants sex?

I hope so.

Seriously? You do realize where you are right?

[SmootsDaddy89]

If I set u up with our mutual friend, will you let me come over and smoke out of it? I will talk you up I promise!

Seriously? You do realize where you are right?

I had just started this thread and I read 10 sammich jokes right away before I made my post hahaha

sarcasm

[SmootsDaddy89]

Girls also need to understand that after a long day at work, I don't FEEL like putting in effort into trying to bed a girl when success is by no means guaranteed, and even if you do succeed, it's after (most likely) hours of work.

If girls were more forward and would just be like, "Hello, I'd like to sit on your dick." I wouldn't choose my hand so often.

Basically, I am lazy. But, if you're really that sexually frustrated, I suppose I can take one for the team. *sigh*

I am such a good guy.