Almost won Super Bowl tix...

[Hawk]

Its a self defense keychain. you wrap your hand around the straight part so the 2 pointy parts go through your fingers and stick out the other side of ur hand. that way u can stab someone with the long end then slash their face with the 2 pointy thingies

is that what the directions said or did you just make that poo up?

[boo7382]

This....sorry Boo

No wonder she called me this morning freaking out saying someone stole her identity!

Now I know who I can report to the police

Ill tell them they wanna look more north, towards Canada

[Hawk]

No wonder she called me this morning freaking out saying someone stole her identity!

Now I know who I can report to the police

Ill tell them they wanna look more north, towards Canada

bullshit! I told you...I sent her back, in one piece, a couple weeks ago! Leave Canada out of this

[boo7382]

Looks like a dildo for 8 wimmin at once

Do you have any idea how badly that thing would hurt

is that what the directions said or did you just make that poo up?

haha no, I couldnt figure it out until I actually looked up how to use it.

[Darth Biscuit]

Its a self defense keychain. you wrap your hand around the straight part so the 2 pointy parts go through your fingers and stick out the other side of ur hand. that way u can stab someone with the long end then slash their face with the 2 pointy thingies

So it's a multi-purpose weapon... may not work against Hawk though... he's like 11 feet tall.

[CLTPanther]

I didn't look at it long, so I didn't notice any sharp edges, they look rounded.

[boo7382]

I didn't look at it long, so I didn't notice any sharp edges, they look rounded.

yeah ur right they do....they are sharp though!

[PanthaSan]

Hey Biscuit, we are not going afterall?

But, but, I did that special thing for you....

[Kettle]

i knew exactly what that thing was for. self defense classes teach women to hold keys in the same manner. yet another thing i could have invented if I had thought about it.

[tarheelblue89]

Oddly enough I won Heat/Bulls tickets for tomorrow night the same way, picking names out until there was one left.

Sorry for you loss though, hopefully this eases the pain.

[Darth Biscuit]

Rep ^

Hey Biscuit, we are not going afterall?

But, but, I did that special thing for you....

Shhh.. damn it dude. Thought that was between us...

[Kettle]

so which radio station was it? i may need to add them to my presets.

[Darth Biscuit]

so which radio station was it? i may need to add them to my presets.

103.7 The Bone...

[tarheelblue89]

103.7 The Bone...

That's hot.