Today's Lesson for the Ladies... 1/14

[Zod]

If you are seeking to impress a man with your appearence, its really very simple....

1. We don't care about your finger nails

2. We don't care about your toe nails.

3. We don't care about your jewelry

4. We don't care about your shoes

5. We don't care what you are wearing as long as you don't look like a slob.

6. We don't care about your makeup.

7. We don't care how you smell as long as you don't stink.

Therefore, do not spend money/energy on the above things!

Things we care about....

1. Your face

2. Your butt, waist and boobs.

3. How seriously you take yourself/ sense of humor

4. How eager are you to please us

5. Sammich making skills

Therefore, DO spend money/energy on these things!

[boo7382]

thanks dr. phil. We know u guys don't care about those things. Its just for our own pleasure. Except for the smell good thing.

[Carolina Mike II]

I can do without #3 on your list of "Things we care about...." but the others are right on!

[Jase]

Some of us care about toenails.

[Kettle]

4 and 5 go together.

[Darth Biscuit]

Hair, I like pretty hair, fix it nice and I'm good... especially if there's cleavage involved.

[Zcustom]

weird

[Cat]

My husband notices every time I get my nails done. He think nails can be sexy as hell.

Oh yeah and shoes are a big turn on to him too. In fact when we fug I normally wear boots or heels.

[boo7382]

Hair, I like pretty hair, fix it nice and I'm good... especially if there's cleavage involved.

hair cleavage....thats a new one.

[Zod]

My husband notices every time I get my nails done. He think nails can be sexy as hell.

Oh yeah and shoes are a big turn on to him too.

He is just saying that.

[Darth Biscuit]

My husband notices every time I get my nails done. He think nails can be sexy as hell.

Oh yeah and shoes are a big turn on to him too.

High heels or more particularly high heel boots... :drool5:

hair cleavage....thats a new one.

Uh yeah, I don't think I phrased that correctly... hair AND cleavage.

[Cat]

He is just saying that.

Nope, he has pointed it out as being hot when watching porn.

[Zod]

Nope, he has pointed it out as being hot when watching porn.

Whats he supposed to comment on? Nicely trimmed minge?

[boo7382]

Nope, he has pointed it out as being hot when watching porn.

I have this one pair of shoes, and Ill admit, they are straight up stripper shoes. They are Michael Kors though, so thats always my excuse to myself. Anyways, I dont wear them often, but when I do, I have guys stop me in public places and tell me they absolutely LOVE my shoes. These are straight guys. This has never happened to me before.

Any of you care to elaborate on why this is? Dont get stopped about my other shoes, just this one specific pair